Kyle Suddreth

[Kyle Suddreth @KyleSuddreth]

@Carolinakeith_1 I was so upset when Miami drafted Rodriguez. Would’ve looked damn good as a Panther

[Kyle Suddreth @KyleSuddreth]

@FBallAnalysisYT XL plays XS, time to move on.

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@TFG_Football Gotta think positive, their sleep schedules are maintained so they can give interviews about this embarrassment right off the plane in LA.

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@ScooterMagruder No just jet lagged. Showing up late to try and maintain sleep schedules was stupid.

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@UrinatingTree I’m starting to question the Rams’ genius strategy of showing up last minute to preserve the players sleep schedules. On the plus side they’ll all be fresh and ready back in LA to answer media questions about this embarrassing performance.

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@lilrocketnasa Scott Fitterer and Matt Rhule didn’t hit quite that hard, but it was damn close.

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@daveanthony Super excited for the next 5,478,952 asinine text messages they send me before the midterms because my mother donated to a local race about 10 years ago. That really motivates me to vote for them.

[Kyle Suddreth @KyleSuddreth]

@Shialabeefsteak These maps will be important when politicians start campaigning against “Hyphenated Americans” and return to their Know Nothing Party roots.

[Kyle Suddreth @KyleSuddreth]

@martymacmarty A mathematical model of a theoretical virus that no one can even make yet or has a reason to attempt to make is “creating” a virus. I’ll have to be careful what I model in CAD programs going forward, wouldn’t want to catch any trouble for “creating” something.

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@bog_beef Mushroom bisque and make a grilled cheese to go with it.

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@Shialabeefsteak Yea, another fad that was useful politically. So much of politics is centered around societal fads because modern politicians need ways to drum up votes and donations without actually governing. Much easier to be an expert at marketing and branding than running a government.

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@DuncOnDemand Canales has never had an offense outside the bottom 6 in TE targets. Unless he makes major schematic changes or lines Sadiq up at WR the value isn’t there.

[Kyle Suddreth @KyleSuddreth]

@FBallAnalysisYT No Dave Canales offense has ever gotten out of the bottom 6 in the league for TE targets, and his offenses have always been just under half the total TE targets of the number 1 team for TE targets. So I want the Panthers to draft anyone other than Kenyon Sadiq.

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@Shialabeefsteak At that point have the whole thing played by Optimus robots. Just one tournament a year because that’s how long it would take those shuffling paperweights to finish 18 holes. Rebrand the whole thing as a slow motion comedic performance piece. More profitable than X AI guaranteed.

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@UrinatingTree Is he though? Bryce still had a sub 100 yard passing game this year, and then 11 more games under 200 yards. 12/17 for under 200 ain’t exactly appealing. There’s a reason the Panthers haven’t extended him.

[Kyle Suddreth @KyleSuddreth]

@TFG_Football Rico Dowdle. Not the Panthers, just Dowdle.

[Kyle Suddreth @KyleSuddreth]

@UrinatingTree From “Let them eat cake” to “Let them watch highlights”

[Kyle Suddreth @KyleSuddreth]

@BrettKollmann People still want to blame Watt. Blame the Panthers front office for believing that Cam’s athleticism meant they could run a thin/cheap offensive line. They absolutely shortened Cam’s career and probably directly lost the Super Bowl because of that nonsense.

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@MoustacheClubUS @Shialabeefsteak @OldRituals If Carter was actually elected the mandatory service in Habitat for Humanity to guarantee citizenship would be quite the policy shift.

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@Diction It was bad. Like watching a movie length spark notes of an actual movie with poor fight choreography and no character development. On the plus side I had ample reason to pause and go finish my chores.