Kyle Turner

a writer, podcaster, and orange juice enthusiast. reclaiming the mystery since 1991 he/him

[Houston Dynamo FC @HoustonDynamo]

All the best this season, @DannyADR03 🤝

#HoldItDown

[Kyle Turner @KyleTheTurner]

@JeepTheTurner I just saw this! It’s so far away!!!

[The Last of Us @TheLastofUsHBO]

Save who you can save. The @HBO Original series #TheLastOfUs is coming in 2023 to @HBOMax.

[Kyle Turner @KyleTheTurner]

@laurlafl Fingers crossed for good results! Miss you!

[Houston Dynamo FC @HoustonDynamo]

ACCESS DENIED OFF THE LINE ❌

@Tim_Parker26 | #HoldItDown

[Kyle Turner @KyleTheTurner]

Can’t move to Wisconsin without letting the puppy experience her first @KwikTrip within 10 minutes of getting into the state

[Kyle Turner @KyleTheTurner]

@TheSurgeSG The atmosphere WAS great until I heard that homophobic chant in the last ten minutes every time the goalkeeper kicked a goal kick. Really ruined whatever happiness could be salvaged from the poor performance on the field @HoustonDynamo @MLS

[Kyle Turner @KyleTheTurner]

@laurlafl @netcanada So proud of you for sharing the totally preventable and awful things that they did to you. Keep telling your story and I am always here if there’s anything I can do ❤️

[Houston Dynamo FC @HoustonDynamo]

Committed to using our platform for good.

#HoldItDown | #Pride

[Houston Dash @HoustonDash]

It's a dialogue that needs to be had 🏳️‍🌈

#HoldItDown

[Houston Dynamo FC @HoustonDynamo]

Got the dub this weekend, and you can grab one too 🤠

RT to stay hydrated with a special @DrinkBODYARMOR prize pack!

#HoldItDown | #Sweepstakes

[“rod” iq 277 @rodney_berry]

i can explain this. it is actually a different actor in a new hope

[Kyle Turner @KyleTheTurner]

Accurate

[Jeff M. @jeffhurtsjeff]

@paddyvjpeg @the_transit_guy Houston is crazy. Going down the street it’s like: mansion, funeral parlor, steakhouse, low income apartments, electrical transformers, Mercedes dealership, taco joint.

[sam 🍊🏡 @lj_sam_]

fixing this is more important than banning plastic straws

[Kyle Turner @KyleTheTurner]

@adealswarlock @carmiico Those are so freakin cool

[Kyle Turner @KyleTheTurner]

“But one thing is absolutely clear: He is not going to get better. He will never be the person he was again. And though he is technically alive, I challenge anyone to claim that he is actually living.”

This is absolutely gut-wrenching thanks to Jen’s incredible writing

[Jen Freymond 💗💜💙 @jenfreymond]

I got into what is for me a dream publication with this piece for @huffpost. Unfortunately it’s not a happy one, but thank you for reading and huge thank you to @noahmichelson for publishing it and being an absolute joy to work with. https://t.co/q3s8wKorf4

[Houston Dash @HoustonDash]

Good morning, have a Pride walk 🏳️‍🌈🤘

#HoldItDown

[Anna Brose, MSc @alcesanna]

I contacted @Chewy last week to see if I could return an unopened bag of my dog’s food after he died. They 1) gave me a full refund, 2) told me to donate the food to the shelter, and 3) had flowers delivered today with the gift note signed by the person I talked to?? 😭🥹

[Bob “Farmer” Hines @Astro_FarmerBob]

The #SpaceRace is a friendly @NWSL soccer ⚽️ rivalry between two cities steeped in space tradition, home to @NASA_Johnson and @NASAKennedy, both critical to human space flight. But there’s only one true Space City. Congratulations @HoustonDash on an epic win! #HoldItDown

[Dustin 🚌🚶‍♂️🚲 @EngineerDustin]

Helluva graphic from a state DOT