Kyle Tuinstra

36 - Grand Rapids MI - kaiju fan

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Prednisone got me going from planning my estate to feeling like I could wrestle God

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Me *immobile in bed with a fever coughing and hacking up the goo that made the mutant ninja turtles and lookin like regan from the exorcist* ugh I’m sick I feel awful

Ten thousand people I didn’t ask: iT’s PrObAbLy JuSt SeAsOnAl AlLeRgIeS

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@_theartofb_ I’m basic but it’s Rosemary’s Baby for me

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Noooo I can’t block idiots anymore!!

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@hammerhitchings Aww Katie!! I had to rescue it from my gremlins they were treating your stuff like a jungle gym lol

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@_theartofb_ I gotta hit up the food hall every time lol

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@_theartofb_ The smell of cigarettes still instantly unlocks a flood of memories from the 90s and early 2000s

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Naked Lunch by William S Burroughs

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Getting up early to go to the gym is going to solve all my problems

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“Dang, another year and no trick or treaters” - me coming home at 11 PM, diving into a huge bowl of candy

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@_theartofb_ It’s so good

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I made it!

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the day I have lived in terror of for over 20 years is here

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I need to move lol

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@marefrosty I was dealing with that for the longest time… my therapist suggested meditation for sleep which I scoffed at but it ended up helping a ton.

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I’ve been growing and improving so much over the past couple of months! I need to do something diabolically evil to balance it out

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I went to the liminal Halloween store to get the crappiest mummy costume they had but they didn’t have one so I got the most expensive werewolf one instead

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I ate the bones

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Today I finally saw the Barbie movie and I rewatched Bara no Soretsu for the third time

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I hate who I was last week!! Why is the only snack I got in the house 4 different kinds of granola!!!!!