mrs frosty

S’mores are my favorite food group.

[mrs frosty @marefrosty]

I had a dream that the only people that could be lawyers were cheese it people

[mrs frosty @marefrosty]

My current struggle is that I want to make too many recipes. There aren’t enough days in the week for me to make them all. How do I decide what to make? Just this week I want to make salmon, spaghetti, soup, steak, and meatballs. Must make all food!

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Me entering 2023 / Me leaving 2023

[mrs frosty @marefrosty]

It me

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

girl that’s not a random headache u are dehydrated malnourished over caffeinated over stressed and sleep deprived

[mrs frosty @marefrosty]

All I ask for is the biggest snow storm in history to hit this year. That’s it.

[mrs frosty @marefrosty]

The “why?” Stage with children is the bane of my existence. Having to respond to the question constantly and both come up with a reasonable response that then gets followed up with the same question is my personal form of torture. All I want for Christmas is 5 min of silence.

[mrs frosty @marefrosty]

@criminalplaza It looks like Michael Scott.

[M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray]

Gmail search is amazing. You can search something like "flight sacramento receipt 2023" and it will somehow manage to serve up literally every email in your inbox that isn't the receipt for the flight you just took to Sacramento.

[mrs frosty @marefrosty]

I dreamt that my bra was made out of sticks of butter. Dreams are so weird.

[mrs frosty @marefrosty]

I made asparagus pasta today and I now have decided to quit my job and move to France to be a world renown chef.

[mrs frosty @marefrosty]

There’s something about some tik tok cooking videos where the person has taken all of the spices out of their original packaging and put them into the sterilized Amazon bought glass bottle white label version that just simply makes me not trust their cooking ability.

[mrs frosty @marefrosty]

Brainstorming what I’m going to eat for dinner is my favorite daily activity

[mrs frosty @marefrosty]

Charlie Kirk is Humpty Dumpty and you can’t convince me otherwise

[mrs frosty @marefrosty]

@tiffybot I think everyone I’ve talked to who’s gotten it said they felt this way afterwards. Real nervous to get mine now 😵‍💫 I threw up 6x after my first COIVD shot

[mrs frosty @marefrosty]

My Roman Empire is thinking about all of the time I had to finish school before having kids but instead I did literally nothing. I was so incredibly free from responsibilities and could have made my 30s so much easier 😭

[mrs frosty @marefrosty]

@KyleTuinstra Definitely a good idea! I drank way too much coffee and then had a late afternoon Dr Pepper like a dummy. I don’t always have trouble sleeping, but caffeine for sure will do it. Meditation definitely helps me fall asleep though. Love it

[mrs frosty @marefrosty]

Lying awake at night is the worst time. The most anxious times are when I’m restless and decide to obsess over some random fear and convince myself I’m doomed. Buying lead tests? 2am. Researching if I have tape worm? 2am. Looking up mold inhalation symptoms? 2am.

[mrs frosty @marefrosty]

@tiffybot The brain is cruel to find things to worry about beyond what we already have to carry haha