Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️

Three Hills AB. Home School proud. Rosehill Bible College. Just got an intern gig at UCP. Enjoy long bus rides & free pizza yo! get rid of Nutley. #NoCollusion

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

@AnneJW92 @VicForAlberta helping Blaze renovate his kitchen and bathrooms. I been on special assignment

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

#abPOLI #ABLEg i am hearing rumours that I might be in line for a promotion to run the CEC war room are there any doubtz I can do a better job than old whitey that is running it now?

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

#abpoly #abPOLI lots of fuss about the rising cost of university out there but people are missing the obvious.if you don't want to spend more than DONT SEND UR KIDS TO UNIVERSITY. duh! got my gazinta's from my pastor and the Bodine school of economics #aBLEg

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

#abLEG After a 6 month unpaid hiatus (mostly helping Blaise remodel his kitchen and bathrooms for free) I have finally been called back to duty. Bring your industrial paper shredder from the farm I have been told. I wonder what they have to shred?? #abPoLi

[Emma Graney 🇦🇺🤷🏻‍♀️🇨🇦 @EmmaLGraney]

Back to my old beat for just a brief moment: The UCP government has tabled a bill that will, in part, fire the election commissioner... who is currently investigating the UCP. #ableg #cdnpoli

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Premier Kenney just signed an #ABPoli environmental protection order issued by Environment Minister Jason Nixon that mobilizes ALL Albertans to grab their vacuums & rakes & begin raking the forest floor. Team UCP stepping up TO FIGHT CLIMATE CHANGE #aBLEG

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Premier Kenney will make the following announcement Tues @ #ableg rotunda: We will introduce a bill to *NO* longer recognize "Victoria" as the capital of B.C & we will be recognizing Fort St John as the new capital & will be moving our embassy there #abPOLI

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

#ableg #abpoli So I was just talking to the big guy and as soon as we get into office on Tuesday he wants to investigate some priority issues and has tasked me to put together a royal commission. Investigation #1 is whether or not Notley actually had a horse named "Jason"?!?!?

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Mr. Kenney Will be hosting a media event at the rotunda at the vacant #ableg to announce a change in our bill #1 policy. Instead of the #ctax repeal bill, we will be introducing the "Premier has the right to pardon people bill #8.9" #ABPoli #abvote2019

[CBC Edmonton @CBCEdmonton]

Failed attempt to stall UCP 'kamikaze' investigation provides fresh insight https://t.co/LGq2Gj5is6

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

@RobSlanders @VicForAlberta As long as it's not boxing

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

I. Swear. To. God. I didn't know what 69 meant, or 89 for that matter. I was just following orders from Mr Wolfe #abvote
#abLEG

https://t.co/ZXx508jR7e

[CBC Calgary @CBCCalgary]

The UCP modified this "6.9m" sign near @jkenney prior to his newser today "to avoid mockery and innuendos online," according to @ChristineMyatt

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

#abpoli@VicForAlberta theoritikal questshun: just out of curiosity, do you think Trina would let you run in two election ridings at the same time if I can rig it up so it's legal? for no particular reason at all #abLEG

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

@fayewest66 #ableg #abvote To be honest Faye, I don't see the problem. We are riding high in the polls, we have rooted out some of our white nationalist candidates, some of our CA boards are "turning over" a new leaf. It's all downhill from here #abpoli It's all coming together!!

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

#abpoli Just to be clear Mrs Ford misspoke when she said "white people". it's more of a grey area, she meant people of all colors were being diluted by immigrants. We'll have more to say on this later as soon as we deal with this f$&ki@* kamikazee thing. Is it Friday yet?? #aBleg

[Hon. Thomas A. Lukaszuk @LukaszukAB]

⁦.@Alberta_UCP⁩ Just in case you weren’t resonating with bigots enough... #AbLeg https://t.co/tOjjIHPv40

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

#ableg yo @VicForAlberta do you remember when we were screwing around with the privacy settings in Facebook and we found a switch that prevents feminist members of the UCP from seeing your stuff in group chat? Do you think there is a mozlem setting? Asking for a friend #abPOLI

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

@RobSlanders @VicForAlberta #abpoli Dude I was just asked to go an wash a few briefcases of mr kenneys money & pickup more rye (which everyone calls kamikazee rye on account of the chinese bombing Pearl) then @VicForAlberta & Nixon showed up with big guy & a camera crew. I just rolled wit it whatevs. #ableg

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

@beamgrrl @VicForAlberta Ain't got no wife and kids. Kyle is 100% solo!!

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

#ableg so there are reports I wuz in #yeg dis weekend & that is true & there are reports I wuz at the UCP protest rally & that is true but I wuz NOT protesting the big guy I was doing a test run on our new camera setup ..er .. plant pots ..er … y'all know what im sayin #abPOLI

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

@RobSlanders @VicForAlberta also HAHAHAH your cutting a bad deal @Dfildebrandt is sitting on a huge pile of primo weisswurst and Landjäger plus the dude has a shipping container full of kegs of Rauchbier beer in his driveway. screw the jerry can - bad deal!

[Kyle UCP Intern ⛪+🍕+🚌=✌️ @KyleWeens]

@RobSlanders @VicForAlberta hey man Blaze said he was good wit ladies! Course he was gigglin whole time but i dindt think nuttin of it. Mr. Kenney is always tellin us wut its like to be a woman & how they think and what they mean when they say stuff. his momma calls him the lady whisperer. whatevs #ableg