Untie Alberta

“The average age of death from COVID in Alberta is 83 and I remind the house that the average life expectancy in the province is age 82.” - Jason Kenney

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

We’d like to report a deranged white male who marched up a driveway and screamed threats at the resident, violating public health orders to physically distance himself. #COVIDIOT #abhealth #abpoli #ableg

[Tyler Shandro @shandro]

Public Health Orders are not suggestions or guidelines, they are the law and must be followed. If you are aware of individuals, businesses or organizations violating public health orders, you can now report them online here: https://t.co/OlMziD82F3

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

The Whole World: “Climate change is real”

Stephanie Kusie’s party: “Not so fast” #cdnpoli

[Stephanie Kusie @StephanieKusie]

I have some questions for the Supreme Court of Canada...

#carbontax #cdnpoli #cpc

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

@MaximeBernier @JPTasker @CBCNews MAX FOR FUHRER!

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

Jason Kenney is our delicate flower #COVID19AB #abpoli

[Joan Crockatt @Crockatteer]

I am VERY glad to have a premier like @jkenney who is thoughtfully balancing our #covid health risks with our constitutional rights and freedoms instead of clamping down mindlessly. It’s very delicate and we appreciate your efforts. #yyc #ableg #yeg #ymm #cdnpoli

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

OUR DAY WAS F*CKING GREAT CAUSE WE LIVE IN F*CKING BERTA WITH CRAAAAAZY COVID.

LETS GRAB A DRINK HALLSY!

#COVIDIOTS #abpoli

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

ROCK N ROLL, BABIES! #COVIDIOTS #abpoli

[Alberta Advantage 🌾 @BertaAdvantage]

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[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

THE ALBERTA ADVANTAGE!

@VicForAlberta @KyleWeens #COVIDIOTS #abpoli

[André Picard @picardonhealth]

Alberta continues to shatter pandemic records: 1,854 new #coronavirus cases, 14 #Covid19 deaths; 511 patients in hospital, 97 in intensive care; positivity rate climbs to 9.5 per cent. Province has 17,743 active cases. https://t.co/nfWdumsSla via @cbcnews #cdnhealth #abpoli /5

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

@Crockatteer @jkenney What’s your best delicate guess on when our delicate COVID death totals delicately double, Joan? Will it take a month? And a month again after that? It’s all so delicate we can’t f*cking stand it.

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

Oh look Joan’s back looking for a job. #abpoli

[Joan Crockatt @Crockatteer]

I am VERY glad to have a premier like @jkenney who is thoughtfully balancing our #covid health risks with our constitutional rights and freedoms instead of clamping down mindlessly. It’s very delicate and we appreciate your efforts. #yyc #ableg #yeg #ymm #cdnpoli

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

We thought this was the point of your column. Poor Ricky.

[rick bell @RickBellwrites]

@klaszus @maxfawcett Boy did you miss the point of this column. #ableg #calsun

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

@TrueNorthCentre @moulton_jasmine @taxpayerDOTcom Now do cops.

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

@BrockWHarrison @CMOH_Alberta @RachelNotley @gilmcgowan 426 new cases since Friday, Sparky.

https://t.co/hSZv2hzyTE

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

@anonfmresident Now, now. Let's not be hasty here.

Say - how about another panel? Hand-picked of course.

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

3 out of 5 Albertans can't be wrong. #abpoli #UCP #cdnpoli

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

@Alberta_UCP That 👇

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

@sunlorrie But our guy endorses @ErinOTooleMP, so there. #cdnpoli

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

@Alberta_UCP That 👇

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

All the feels for Jason Kenney. Gitn'er done!

#UCP #abpoli #cdnpoli

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

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Now do the War Room, Steve Allan’s un-Albertan Witchhunt Committee, The Fair Deal for Trudeau Haters Panel, Janice McKinnon’s Cut Services Panel, and every other publicly-funded Friends Of Kenney club the UCP set up to tell them what they wanted to hear. 💵💵💵💵 #abpoli #UCP

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

Good times.

Maybe they just don't pay you enough, Matty.

#UCP #abpoli #cdnpoli

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

Conservative leader Erin O'Toole is grateful Jason Kenney endorsed him.

3 out of 5 Albertans think you may regret it.

#cdnpoli #CPC

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

@calgarysun Market driven! Gitn’er done!

[Untie Alberta @RobSlanders]

🤦‍♀️

Now do the War Room, Steve Allan’s un-Albertan Witchhunt Committee, The Fair Deal for Trudeau Haters Panel, Janice McKinnon’s Cut Services Panel, and every other publicly-funded Friends Of Kenney club the UCP set up to tell them what they wanted to hear. 💵💵💵💵 #abpoli #UCP

[Alanna Smith @alanna_smithh]

My latest: Internal documents show members of a UCP-appointed panel tasked w/ reviewing Alberta’s supervised consumption sites were repeatedly warned of “excessive” spending of taxpayer dollars and potential “double-dipping.” #ableg #abpoli @calgaryherald https://t.co/PGSmNBABVZ