Kyle Garber™

#MarylandDrinkingTeam

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

When a cop shoots someone, it's the cop's fault.

But when a criminal shoots someone, it's the gun's fault.

Welcome to 2020.

[Kyle Garber™ @Kyle_Garber]

@martinamcbride my friend @RandieHook loves you. Please marry him

[Kyle Garber™ @Kyle_Garber]

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[Kyle Garber™ @Kyle_Garber]

I’ve been alive for 27 years and just found out the the water faucet on the side of your house is called a “spigot” not a “spicket” 🤯

[Kyle Garber™ @Kyle_Garber]

Woke up at 5am to get a head start on the project I’m leading today 2hrs away, walked outside to find a flat tire on the truck 😅 #HappyMonday

[Kyle Garber™ @Kyle_Garber]

I’m not a very superstitious person but my day got all fucked up the minute I walked into work, so happy Friday 13th everyone. 💀

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

Weekend mood 🤩

[Jake Jones 🌏 @JakeJones0109]

What a legend

[Kyle Garber™ @Kyle_Garber]

So did everyone buy the exact same chalkboard for their kids going to kindergarten or am I trippin

[Kyle Garber™ @Kyle_Garber]

Nothing like I good 17hr shift on a Friday

[Kyle Garber™ @Kyle_Garber]

Dear DC

NO ONE LOOKS TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD FOR A TRAFFIC LIGHT!!!!

Thank you.

[Kyle Garber™ @Kyle_Garber]

The amount of people I just saw out on boats fishing under the bay bridge makes me jealous...

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Are you free this weekend?

*gazes into distance*
*bald eagle screeches*

This is America. I'm always free.
Merica.

[T’Cata 🫂 @CGtheOG]

Me forcing my grandkids to watch all the Marvel movies for the 22nd time:

[Tempa @QuickestTempa]

Me rushing to work after I woke up early and just laid in bed until I was late

[Kyle Garber™ @Kyle_Garber]

If you go under the speed limit because it starts raining a little bit, it’s time to take off the whitey tighties and grow the fuck up.

[Ricky @Ricky6leal]

1:34 In the morning. A peaceful night at Walmart 😌