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Houston

[kp @Kyle_Percoski]

@RyanReynoldsNFL “Speaking of the gulf between McVay and Nick Siriani is similar to the gulf between my bank account and the actor of my same name”

Brilliantly put 😂

[Anatoly Karlin 🧲💯 @akarlin]

Looks like the US basically won its war with Iran??

No terminal oil price spike to date. 🛢️
Total flows now at prewar levels (minus Iran). It just skirts Hormuz now.

And Iran's economy is in a tailspin.

> Do nothing
> Win

Iran fired its Hormuz gun and it was a water squirt.

[kp @Kyle_Percoski]

@TMTLongShort Divorce rate up?

[kp @Kyle_Percoski]

@amitisinvesting The Fed is so political its not even funny

[Jimmy Failla @jimmyfailla]

This hijacking story is INSANE but I’m looking forward to hearing the terrorists side of the story on Miss Rachel today.

[Emily Schrader - אמילי שריידר امیلی شریدر @emilykschrader]

Pilots in civilian clothes who were passengers landed the plane!

Passenger testimony:
“We are currently in Saudi Arabia. One of the crew members attacked the pilot with a knife and disabled the aircraft’s systems. Yaniv and another passenger stormed the cockpit and subdued the attacker. Luckily, there were two more pilots on board. They were the ones who managed to land the plane.”

[Mike Benz @MikeBenzCyber]

This is the end of the argument about voter ID.

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

The person who stole my shoes yesterday while i was on a bouncing castle at the mall please grow up

[kp @Kyle_Percoski]

Legend 🤘🏼

[Zack Pierce @ZPathletic]

This angle gets me, where he’s just kind of standing there soaking it in, then sees his daughter and smiles, then instantly melts into tears … whew. Hell of a run, 35.

[kp @Kyle_Percoski]

@TiffanyxFong @Kyles_TwoCents

[kp @Kyle_Percoski]

@qvbbcw @Damongarcia710 @RapidResponse47 @POTUS 💀

[Hailey Lennon @HaileyLennonBTC]

People can dunk on this all they want but I’ll take this over women sitting around bitching about their husband all day long.

It’s the one man in your life you were able to pick to be your best friend for life. Marriage should have this energy.

[kp @Kyle_Percoski]

Pure poison

[The Food Manufacturing Guy @TipOfTheBanana]

A 13 oz bag of Buc-ee's Beaver Nuggets holds 180 grams of added sugar. The panel says 15g per serving and 12 servings per bag, and it lists all 15g as added sugar. The net weight is 369 grams, so just under half of what you're holding is sugar by weight.

Look at the ingredient order. Brown sugar comes first, ahead of the corn meal, and corn syrup. Two of the first three ingredients in a corn puff are sugar.

There's no butter in them either. The butter taste is margarine with artificial butter flavor, and the color comes from beta carotene and vitamin A palmitate that are also inside the margarine.

The rest of the panel is 0g protein and 0g fiber at 140 calories per two thirds of a cup, which puts the bag at 1,680 calories.

[kp @Kyle_Percoski]

@RyanReynoldsNFL I read every word, every week. Can’t wait for Deshaun Watson to be out of the league. Great stuff as always

[Julian Assange @JulianAssange]

Trump: I was "wire tapped"
CNN: Haha. That idiot @realDonaldTrump thinks he was wiretapped.
..Six months later..
CNN: Trump was wiretapped

[kp @Kyle_Percoski]

@BreidenFehoko @Kyles_TwoCents

[Kenny Stills @KSTiLLS]

I just started playing fantasy football this year and now I get it.

[kp @Kyle_Percoski]

@MattHarmon_BYB Josh Downs and Antonio Williams 👀

[Seth Keshel @RealSKeshel]

They’ve been in control for 30 years and everyone in the damn country moved there as a result.

Yes, dumbass, let the people who gave you modern California drive. We may be too stupid to be a free people.

[Nick Huber @sweatystartup]

Do this to your iPhone. Turn it on red mode at sunset. Sleep better.