We are dedicated to being the tastiest and healthiest fast food chain in the world!
We are currently the only chain in America offering 100% grass-fed burgers and 100% beef tallow fries and tots.
We are working on fixing the cheese and buns to ensure they are seed-oil free.
Thank you MAHA for making a dream become reality! 🇺🇸
THE FUTURE OF FLIGHT IS TAKING OFF. ✈️
@SecDuffy just announced HUGE news in bringing supersonic flights to America's skies. The Golden Age of travel is here!
1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PHOTO I.D. (IDENTIFICATION!).
2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP.
3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPT FOR ILLNESS, DISABILITY, MILITARY, OR TRAVEL!).
4. NO MEN IN WOMEN’S SPORTS.
5. NO TRANSGENDER MUTILIZATION SURGERY ON OUR CHILDREN.
🇺🇸 Sean Strickland got mobbed by security and tossed into a police van after crashing the UFC White House event in disguise 😂
This guy's a class of its own
Writer: Sol, Oliver
On our MAHA journey, we have introduced the following:
100% grass-fed, grass-finished beef ✅
100% beef tallow fries ✅
100% beef tallow tots ✅
Grade A Wisconsin butter ✅
A2 whole milk ✅
Cane-sugar Coca-Cola ✅
Elimination of all microwaves ✅
And we are working on changing our buns!
We are committed to becoming seed-oil free, because we are committed to making fast food the best it can be.
BREAKING: Secretary Scott Bessent reveals the Treasury Department is actively preparing for a historic $250 bill featuring President Trump, pending proposed legislation from Congress that would allow a living person to appear on U.S. currency:
"I have two mandates for U.S. currency, at present, no living person can be on U.S. currency, and the currency must say, ‘In God we trust.’”
“So right now there is proposed legislation, in front of the House and in front of the Senate to change the first requirement so that a living person, Donald J. Trump, could be on the $250 bill.”
“At Treasury we prepare things in advance. So we have prepared in advance that if the legislation is passed, but we will stick to the law." | @pdoocy
Thank you, @Gatorade, for removing artificial FD&C colors and switching to newly @US_FDA–approved plant-based dyes from fruits and vegetables. I urge every food company to follow your lead and join us to Make America Healthy Again.
BREAKING: @SecKennedy announces the launch of STOMP: Systematic Targeting Of MicroPlastics — a national program to measure, understand, and remove microplastics from the human body.
Every Home Will Have a Humanoid Robot in 10 Years?
“You say in ten years every home will have a humanoid. Almost like the matrix where you get plugged into a system. You’re going to robot in a box — you open up a robot, get out. The robot will semantically learn your preferences. It could just be a nanny, housekeeper, gardener. It’s the Jetsons. Like, all this will be a choice. It will actually get to know you. It needs to know who you are.”
@adcock_brett@Figure_robot
A 40-year-old working mom of two just said what a lot of women are quietly thinking after years in the corporate grind:
“I fell for it. Go to college, get the degree, you can have it all — career, kids, the whole thing.
I don’t want to do it all anymore.
I want to take my kids to school, pick them up, be there when they get home, chaperone field trips, volunteer, go to the gym, clean the house, do laundry, cook dinner… just be home.”
She’s blunt: “It’s not worth it. Don’t fall for that sh... Find a way to be with your family.”
It’s raw, honest, and hits different when you hear it from someone who’s lived both sides.
Moms (and dads) — have you ever reached that point where the “have it all” dream started feeling like a trap?
What would your ideal balance actually look like if money or societal pressure wasn’t part of the equation?
Your thoughts 👇
Burgum on Venezuela: I literally think they’re going to put up a statue of President Trump
Trump: That would be a great honor
*2 mins of updates later*
Burgum: Their oil now flows to our refineries
Trump: Forget that. When are they going to do the statue? 😭