Kyle Thayer

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

@Acyn My “unblemished record of heterosexuality” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the Boston cop slide

[Kyle Thayer @Kyle_Thayer]

@BonerWizard He’s not tall enough to ride

[Kyle Thayer @Kyle_Thayer]

@explorestlouis Also:

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

St. Louis! There are, let's say, several tickets available for my shows this Friday/Staturday!! https://t.co/IPnG9qXCo5

[StartKyleOrton @startkyIeorton]

To be clear he fired at the Bear five times but the first four bullets hit DeAngelo Hall

[Kyle Thayer @Kyle_Thayer]

@joshgondelman @HeliumComedyIND @HeliumComedySTL @TheComedyClubKC Looking forward to seeing you on 6/3, please bring your dog!

[Reductress @Reductress]

Tyrant? This Man Became the Mayor of Flavortown Without Ever Holding a Fair Election: https://t.co/lX068MAlLf

[Kyle Thayer @Kyle_Thayer]

@_mattwells One on the left is a weak triple nut, I’d say more like a 2.5 nut

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

This leaves a huge white power vacuum at Fox News

[Kyle Thayer @Kyle_Thayer]

@UofIllinois @_mattwells why does this look like Stephen

[Kyle Thayer @Kyle_Thayer]

@Charlestonion

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Andrew Tate employing the Team Rocket strategy of losing a fight to a teenager bad enough to get arrested

[Kyle Thayer @Kyle_Thayer]

@_mattwells I think they nerfed this challenge by opening it up to ANY fast food. If it was strictly Taco Bell like the Fox News guy, it would be a lot harder

[Kyle Thayer @Kyle_Thayer]

@_mattwells https://t.co/LZFZrnLAV9

[Kyle Thayer @Kyle_Thayer]

@_mattwells https://t.co/hi3NZiKBdD

[Kyle Thayer @Kyle_Thayer]

@_mattwells Weird that they made them orange

[Kyle Thayer @Kyle_Thayer]

Never been happier that I wasn’t a Harry Potter kid

[Kyle Thayer @Kyle_Thayer]

@_mattwells fake news

[Kyle Thayer @Kyle_Thayer]

@_mattwells stares in UGL

[Kyle Thayer @Kyle_Thayer]

@_mattwells Is it because they color coded it