Matthew Wells

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

@TallBlondeGuy @mattyglesias There was also an entire episode based on him fervently opposing a radical right-winger for Congress.

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

@ImNotListening6 @Realrclark25 Hilarious

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

@ImNotListening6 @Realrclark25 No I asked how you came to the conclusion I’m a bears fan.

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

@ImNotListening6 @Realrclark25 What does that even mean? What have I said about any of those things?

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

@ImNotListening6 @Realrclark25 Please tell me how you came to that conclusion

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

@MYeo27 @Realrclark25 So bored you can’t let me have the last word lmao. Something else to talk about with your therapist.

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

@MYeo27 @Realrclark25 Really hard to pull off the “I find you boring” shtick after building up to calling someone the problem with society a couple hours into a conversation, but decent effort.

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

@MYeo27 @Realrclark25 That took a weird unrelated twist. Sounds like you’ve got other things you’re actually upset about. Highly recommend talking to a professional.

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

@MYeo27 @Realrclark25 You’re very upset about somebody thinking football can be safer. It’s not healthy.

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

@MYeo27 @Realrclark25 Hey man. My condolences on that traumatic brain injury you suffered that makes you want to see other people get traumatic brain injuries. You should check out https://t.co/NLbYomK7mV

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

it feels to me malik willis has been too good this year to play Love if he's this limited.

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

@planetearth1lov lmao. it's a binary game. either dangerous or not. no in between. impossible to make the game slightly safer. sure man.

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

if you want football to be a safer sport, if you care about concussions *at all*, you have to have zero tolerance for that Branch hit. It's not a football play, it's just head-hunting. #DETvsGB

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

@mikerenner_ Wasn’t a bang-bang tho.

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

Edgerrin cooper lifetime contract

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

Worth noting that on 2nd down

a) Altmeyer was not sacked, and
b) he was face asked in the process of not being sacked.

Brutal play for the refs.

[Scott Richey @srrichey]

Three-and-out for Illinois.
- Short completion to Collin Dixon.
- Luke Altmyer sacked for a 10-yard loss.
- Aidan Laughery rush to nowhere on 3rd & long.

Not ideal. #Illini #B1G

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

All of these are wrong

[APStylebook @APStylebook]

A team losing a game is not a "disaster."
Home runs are homers, not "dingers," "jacks" or "bombs."
A player scored 10 straight points, not 10 "unanswered" points.
If a football team scores two touchdowns and the opponent doesn't come back, say it "never trailed" rather than "never looked back."
In short, avoid hackneyed words and phrases, redundancies and exaggerations.

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

@immaculategrid Flash Gordon erasure in the replies

[Matthew Wells @_mattwells]

@Champaign_Room ILLINO15