⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

People who walk their cats kinda weird me out.

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

@chase_bleile Why do you suck so bad?

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

@Nick_Niedermann Meth helps

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

@KrystaStier @AskLyft @AskLyft over here trying to get this guy. Back off lyft. She should have ubered anyway

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

@AskLyft @KrystaStier Be a homie and don’t snitch him out

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

@CaptainCKirk If you’re not listening to Joe Rogan, you’re wrong.

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

@JonathanMorden Strippin ain’t easy

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

@_NatetheGreat_1 Weird flex, but okay

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

@VanViles93 Your sentence is all fucked up.. Eggnog* does*

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

@_UNISecrets Pretty positive the colder the alcohol the better it is.

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

@JonathanMorden Go to the gym and skullfuck Monday.

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

@_NatetheGreat_1 Show up to a bar near a naval base on any given Friday night.

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

My favorite part about the winter months is drinking way too much eggnog to the point of wanting to die

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

They just didn't get it, but they do now!

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

@haleykilborn I mean at this point you’re kinda just asking to have a new horror movie made about you

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

@BrooklynBrady65 Hang in there. Time heals everything

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

I guess I just don’t understand how there are people that exist that don’t like Rick and Morty..

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

@haleykilborn YOU WHAT?

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

I feel horrible for the dogs that sit in a kennel all night because their owner decided going to the bar was more important.

[⚓️Kyler Murdock⚓️ @KylerMurdock]

Stop marking yourself safe from hurricanes if you live in the Midwest!