Colton

Proud father and husband

[Colton @MaxThunderbird]

My 1.138k tweet goes to my wife whoever you are I want you to know that I love you

[Stranger News @StrangerNews11]

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Actor Sean Astin, known for his role as Bob Newby in Stranger Things, has been accused by several coworkers of being an extremely kind and talented human being.

[Colton @MaxThunderbird]

Tator tot casserole Toyota Corolla
🤝

[Colton @MaxThunderbird]

@HooveLocks 💰

[Colton @MaxThunderbird]

Trump made it illegal to fart on a dog

[Colton @MaxThunderbird]

Stop fart shaming 2023

[. @HomesWRLD]

Another week of Chiefs football!

[Colton @MaxThunderbird]

Forgot to include in my wedding vows that @ambsellis will promise to not have anything negative to say about Jack Black

[Colton @MaxThunderbird]

#CYCLONENATION

[Colton @MaxThunderbird]

#NewProfilePic

[Colton @MaxThunderbird]

Some people come out and say they like boys or they like sustainable energy. I just want to come out and say that I like peanut butter and pickle sandwiches!

[Colton @MaxThunderbird]

Sugar free Sunkist slaps

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Knew it was gona look weird. Didnt know it was gona look this weird

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

how many days does it take you to make potato salad?

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

could really go for a jellyfish jelly sandwich right about now

[Colton @MaxThunderbird]

Best part about Doordashing is ur car smelling like a variety of fast food

[Colton @MaxThunderbird]

@JeffAllen71 Tyler Thigpen

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

It's Monday so why not do a giveaway?!

RT for a chance to win this special edition Chiefs Kingdom console from @Xbox & @EAMaddenNFL!! 🎮

[Mecole Hardman Jr. @MecoleHardman4]

It’s ok I understand 🥺

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

Patrick

[Carson King @CarsonKing2]

I have a massive love for nature centers and aquariums. Give me a good flower or fish, and I’m gonna give it a good looking at.