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Good looking billionaire with a tendency to tell lies in the hope of impressing people from the internet. Invented the toenail.

[. @KyloRCKelly]

On my way to Baku.
Going to give you lot (my adoring fans) regular travel updates.
#KyloInBaku

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Endrick “I’ve just got my dogs ashes back”

Ancelotti:

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Piddy @PiddyPyro]

nobody wanted Arsenal to win the Prem because we thought their fans were gonna be unbearable and annoying, but whats ended up happening is everyone else has become completely unbearable instead, crying and belittling their achievements as much as possible just to fuel agendas

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Came, saw, conquered.

[f 🇵🇸 @AFrazzledScot]

Do you understand the aura and skill it takes to order in French, in Paris, and have the waiter not immediately revert to English?

This is like when Ronaldinho had the Bernabeu on its feet applauding him.

Truly the greatest to ever do it.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

WATCH: Declan Rice’s latest trophy as a professional player.

[Jak @jak_heer]

See you at the parade, Mick.

[. @KyloRCKelly]

Someone check his payslip @HMRCgovuk @Interpol @ColumboScreens

[Mirror Football @MirrorFootball]

"I had a look at my payslip to see if we get some money from Arsenal or City. I couldn’t find it." 🤷

Oliver Glasner offers his take on Palace's role in the title race

https://t.co/SSa0KycwG7

[. @KyloRCKelly]

Wish I could say the same :(

[Beffy @beffybadbelly]

Pretty sure I’ve seen Sydney Sweeney’s tits more than my own at this point.

[Fodbold World @fodboldword]

Esto pasó en la definición por un ascenso a la Primera División de Turquía 😱🇹🇷

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

Hanging out w/ 2 year old niece, holding her up with one hand while watering plants with a watering can with my other hand, “and shall we water this one? And this one?”, 3 year old nephew comes up behind me and shouts “I am knuckles” and starts repeatedly punching me in the spine

[Sky Sports Football @SkyFootball]

Grimsby's Reece Staunton with an UNBELIEVABLE volley inside 30 seconds! 🤯

[Maurício Mendes @mauriciojornal_]

irmão olha a VOADORA que o maluco tomou no jogo do Grêmio sub-17

[WC 2026 @Viralitity]

CRAZY PUSKAS CANDIDATE SCORED IN TURKEY'S 2ND TIER LEAGUE! 🚀

[Fodbold World @fodboldword]

Cada segundo se pone peor (o mejor) 😅

[Sudanalytics @sudanalytics_]

EL GOL MÁS INSÓLITO DEL AÑO.

Y EN LA ÚLTIMA JUGADA DEL PARTIDO. 😳🇦🇷

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

Chaos in Prague as a premature pitch invasion leads to the derby between Slavia and Sparta being abandoned 😳

The home side, Slavia, had been 3-2 up in stoppage time and were seconds away from clinching the Czech title 🇨🇿

[Sky Sports Scotland @ScotlandSky]

🔥 DAIZEN MAEDA WITH AN OVERHEAD KICK!

Celtic with a two-goal cushion over Rangers, and it comes in SPECTACULAR fashion ⤵️

[Tim Stillman ⭐️⭐️ @timstillman_]

178 Arsenal goals and he lost seven seasons (from the age of 27 to 34) of his career to the Second World War. Without that, he would have built an utterly unassailable club goal scoring record.