I’M F*CKING BEGGING YOU, MAN:
- Start a YouTube shorts channel
- Pick a niche
- Post shorts
- Get monetized
- Make money
- Meet a good woman
- Enjoy time with your aging parents
- Buy your first property
Here’s EXACTLY how to accomplish the first five:
1. START THE CHANNEL (20 MINUTES)
Create a fresh Google account and place a Brand Account under it so you can eventually give an editor access without sharing your password.
Turn on two-factor authentication.
Before uploading, spend three days watching content in your niche like a normal viewer. This builds your research feed and teaches YouTube what you’re interested in.
2. PICK THE NICHE (ONE WEEKEND)
Use four filters:
Several channels in the niche have generated over 200M views during the past 90 days
The audience is primarily American and between 25 and 45
Advertisers spend money in the niche: finance, real estate, health, cars, careers or technology
You can produce each video in under an hour using what you already own
Your audience and niche can be the difference between earning $0.05 and $0.40 per 1,000 views.
The channel must also be capable of sustaining 111,000 views per day because the rules are changing.
3. BUILD THE STACK ($0 TO START)
ChatGPT writes the scripts. Aim for 65 to 90 words after feeding it transcripts from 10 winning videos in your research sheet.
ElevenLabs handles the voice. Pick one voice and keep it. Your voice becomes a massive part of your channel’s identity.
Use Pixabay or screen recordings for footage. Use CapCut for large, word-by-word captions placed inside the safe zone.
Create one master project with your fonts, captions, audio levels and layout already locked in. You should never waste time choosing the same font twice.
4. POST 30 SHORTS USING THE SAME STRUCTURE
Keep them around 25 to 35 seconds:
Tension within the first three seconds
A visual or narrative change every four to six seconds
A satisfying payoff
Cut immediately
No outro.
Before uploading, check everything on your phone:
Nothing important in the bottom 20% or right 15% of the screen
1080 × 1920 with no black bars
Voice peaking around -3 dB
Music approximately 18 to 22 dB below the voice
No echo
No title card as the opening frame
Captions perfectly synchronized
No TikTok watermark
No “like and subscribe” ending
Shorts Monetization Module accepted in Studio
Most creators will discover 15 to 30 mistakes across their last 10 videos.
Correcting those mistakes can move a stuck channel further than three months of reading advice.
5. GET MONETIZED
Right now, full Shorts ad-revenue eligibility requires 1,000 subscribers and 10 million qualified Shorts views within 90 days.
That’s roughly 111,000 views per day.
Beginning February 1, 2027, new creators will need 20 million qualified Shorts views within 90 days. Creators already inside YPP won’t be affected by the increased entry requirement.
If this is posted on October 1, you have 123 days before that change takes effect. Stop wasting time.
After your 30th video, study your floor, meaning the middle result among your bottom third of videos:
Floor rising with at least two videos reaching 5× your median? Increase volume and hire an editor after a paid test
Floor staying flat? Change the format, not necessarily the niche
Floor close to zero? Recheck your niche selection and production checklist
The remaining goals never needed a complicated guide because everyone already knows they want them.
Money can’t buy happiness, but lacking money can certainly create a lot of unhappiness.
LOCK IN.
This American had Chase Bank for his personal and business account
He woke up to a bunch of notifications his bank had been disconnected to all his apps
He calls Chase they informed him his accounts were closed to he went into the bank. They wouldn’t help him or give him the money in his account even though his bills are due in 3 days. They say he has to wait for a check to be sent that could take up to 2 weeks
“They decided to terminate my account for suspicious activity and security concerns. They couldn't give me any more information. Last time I checked, there was nothing unusual going on. They said they reserve the right to at any time, they don't have to provide any more information.
I have no idea what this means. Right now I have zero money”
This is why we can never let go of cash. When the banking industry does things like this, if we don’t have cash as an option you can be left with no money
And Chase Bank is correct, under the law they don’t have to tell you anything or give you any details to why they closed your account
Federal law forbids them from telling you that they did it or what triggered it. Pretty insane
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This is Garrett Langley, the CEO of Flock Surveillance Cameras.
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