Kyrsten

“If there were more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.”- Ron Swanson

[Kyrsten @Kyr_mc175]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, @lpontheleft: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/AQK0OtX89K

[thots and prayers @donutsanonymou1]

Kendal: Obviously Erika saw something that upset her

America collectively:

#TemptationIsland

[trash jones @jzux]

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns

[Emmy 🏳️‍🌈 @emilytorbs]

If we abolish police, who will show up several hours later with a notepad to jot down a few things and then never follow up?

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Maybe it’s a radical idea, but I believe a job should lift workers out of poverty – not keep them in it.

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

I picked up a book today in the library, filled with bedtime poems by people I know. "They should have asked me to write one of these," I thought.
Then I remembered they had, & I had, & they had wisely rejected it on the grounds that children might not sleep sweetly afterwards.

[. @Btrillaaa]

Hotel check in time being at 3pm will never make any sense to me. Then they want you to roll over and be ready for checkout at 11, who came up with this shit?

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

The Trojans when they found the big wooden horse that the Greeks left behind as an offering to Athena

[effie @swaggrry]

"i haven't started either" are the most comforting words for a student

[puff @rishipuff]

no way did god put human beings on this earth so we could give each other parking tickets

[Nana K. @NK_Adjei]

yo remember when they tried to end the fucking post office so we couldn't vote

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

my two year old just said “mommy why is life the same every day?” like damn existential queen! u tell me

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

On this day in 44 BC, Julius Caesar looked around and said, "Kind of a weird vibe in here."

[Hamdia Ahmed @hamdia_ahmed]

I was really upset that homeless people did not have access to the $1,400 stimulus check.

I just found this out. If you are homeless, you can go to a tax return office where they will file something called EIP return. They will put the money on a debit card after.

Retweet.!

[clintoris @clintoris]

normalize cutting my life into pieces due to the fact that this is my last resort

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Ides of March spoilers but there's no context