Courtney🥵

call me for dick not geico

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

Seeing how my generation treats Chris Brown makes me realize how R. Kelly got away with it for so long.

[day @balladofsongs]

people who haven’t read the hunger games or watched the movies are missing out on one of the greatest experiences in life

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

The same people who’ll tell you that the minimum wage doesn’t need to be a living wage because these are meant to be “starter jobs” for dumb high school kids looking to make a little fun money will complain bitterly when they receive minimum effort dumb high school kid service

[urmi @urmi_wave]

@pastaxprince nothing worse than a coworker who takes their job too seriously 😭

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Stop saying these guys are gay. Gay men don't post like this. They're straight men whose misogyny has crossed an event horizon where they can no longer find women attractive because they hate them so much.

[Xay @hoodopulence]

She repeatedly said the money is for her kids and he had to slide that “but if I need it” like that was sinister af

[Mntrazana @moanerleaser]

One minute they're crying about the death of masculinity; the next, they're trying to claw their way into children's assets. Shameless!

[last evil woman alive @arriarrio]

i do judge women whose favorite artist is chris brown…

[THE WOKER @bIkwmnlvr]

“I’m not mad at this” you all fawking suck man trying to police food. People deserve sweet damn treats. Why can’t they get FAWKING ice cream because they are poor?

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

the big surprise:

[Rose 🌹 🇵🇸 @Raspberry_Rose_]

Do... Do they think Uncle Sam was a real person??? Like Actually do they think that?

[DUTCHESS @CAVALLIDOLLL]

religious psychosis is so scary she is literally mentally ill

[FABULOUS TRASH @monetdestan]

Someone on Twitter made an excellent point.

Mia continues to get labelled as a porn star, but God forbid you call Chris Brown an abuser, suddenly men understand the concept of not labelling a person by their past..

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Donald Trump is trying to collapse the global economy, but sorry that you thought Kamala’s laugh was weird

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

The way their wings turned into their outfits was so cunty

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

the reason dogs aren’t allowed everywhere babies are isn’t that movie theater owners somehow haven’t realized that a little dog sleeping quietly in a purse is less disruptive than a screaming baby. it’s because babies are human beings

[Thomas 🦇 @allmoshnopit]

As someone who used to work in customer service I assure you those 3 signs won’t be enough

[sara ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 @leojupiter333]

how are religious people not ENRAGED by this??? this is LITERALLY the worshipping of a false idol. trump is not jesus christ