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[L @L10586064]

I almost spit out my covfefe when I saw this!

[L @L10586064]

@Stephenweber96 Also 5 kids?!? Aren’t you daddy to enough people already?!

[L @L10586064]

Not that they’re that far off anyway, but if you want a ROI, you have to border in the daddy side. Not the creep side.

[L @L10586064]

@Stephenweber96 Like. If you really want to be a successful sugar daddy I will walk you through the business aspect of that. So far you’re really bad at it and that’s ok! We all start somewhere. But when you don’t pay, you go from daddy to creep.

[L @L10586064]

@Stephenweber96 that’s how sugar baby / sugar daddy relationships work. I get paid, THEN you get to demand.

[L @L10586064]

@Stephenweber96 So you can’t ask somebody to trust you and call you daddy until you’ve paid them. Only after payment has been received can demands be made.

[L @L10586064]

See, sugar babies always want a payment upfront. That’s how we know you’re real.

[L @L10586064]

@Stephenweber96 hi here’s the thing....

[Dr. Kathie Allen @kathieallenmd]

Once again for those in the back:

No such thing as consensual rape
Ectopic pregnancies cannot be reimplanted
Rape zygotes are not expelled by the female body
Heart cells beat in petri dishes & are not a sign of intelligent life

& women are not your property

[L @L10586064]

🖐🏻 I’m so sorry, rest of the world. #ashamed

[Diane🌊🧡Resists🧡🌊 @D_resists]

Hey Trump. It's coming to a screeching halt soon....

[Jersey Craig @Jersey_Craig]

Trump claims Democrats 'can't impeach' him.

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[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

BREAKING NEWS: Kamala Harris Calls for Impeachment

The dam is breaking, people.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

(MUELLER REPORT LIVE THREAD) This thread chronicles—in real time—the release of the Mueller Report, with news and analysis from a @Newsweek columnist and @NYTimes bestselling author (Proof of Collusion). Please retweet this thread widely for those you think might benefit from it.

[Ari Melber @AriMelber]

Mueller Report: According to notes from Jody Hunt, when Potus learned of Mueller’s appointment, he said “Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I’m f-----.”

[Ted Corcoran (RedTRaccoon) @RedTRaccoon]

I want to see more...

"I like *blank* for President because..."

And less...

"Don't vote for *blank* because..."

[Ted Corcoran (RedTRaccoon) @RedTRaccoon]

If you are tweeting about the report as soon as it comes out, you are doing it wrong.

You should be reading it when it comes out.

[Translate Things @TranslateThings]

Because nothing says "I'm confident of being exonerated" like 10 frantic tweets before 9:00am.

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

You don’t UNIFY with racism.
You don’t UNIFY with misogyny.
You don’t UNIFY with neo-Nazis.
You don’t UNIFY with homophobia.
You don’t UNIFY with Islamophobia.
You don’t UNIFY with white nationalists.
You don’t UNIFY with Trump and the GOP.

You get to the polls and #VoteThemOut.