Låura

she/her

[Låura @L43943684]

All of yall are damn scammers omg @/ sophwillseebts

Guys why is it so hard to get concert tix

[Låura @L43943684]

Anyone selling two Slayyyter tickets for Toronto 😸

[(╬≖_≖) @hugetulip]

Cotton white panties so thin that you can see the outline of the slit. A bit of bush poking out of the sides. Soft brown stomach exposed with a faint trail of hairs leading up to the navel.

[g. @redfourd]

Life ain’t all hotdogs and handjobs

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey girl, sorry for being a little low energy last night!!!! I’m cursed to carry around The Anvil of Grief & it was just especially heavy yesterday

[bailey meyers @baileymeyers]

i went to the doctor the other day and she was asking me about my hospital visit a couple months ago. asked which one i went to and i said “i’m not sure, but everyone who worked there was super super good looking” and she just nodded and said “st. joseph’s”

[sam @joshdonnapilled]

'you really nailed the pink of my clit' daughter or mooning at a job interview son

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

Bonjour Delilah what’s it like in Quebec city

[Låura @L43943684]

@ROZYOMENS Hear me out get him on an episode of adults

[ninu @rupuppet]

cómo q tengo q leer 5 articulos por día profesora..... y a q hora leo mi fanfic....

[Ultra 64 @SuperUltra64]

Frutiger NEUTRAL

[YourFairyQuadMother 🧚🏾🏋🏾‍♀️ @Tresfantastic]

I have to be hot and sexy for life now. It’s what Dolly and Tim would have wanted.

[JaySlop @JayKay_4evr]

we’re all obligated to be endlessly kind, grow a big rack, and be big ol freaks in honor of them both

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

that rat bitch jolene did this

[Nolan Price's footstool @bpdwillgraham]

Tim Curry and Dolly dying at almost the same time is like a nuke was just dropped on the gay community

[Connor Storrie Fan Edits @ConnorSEdits]

Connor Storrie Saint Laurent Fall Campaign edit and Ilya Rozanov

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Imagine my surprise when I discovered that the hairs I’ve been sending down my shower drain were actually clogging it and were not, as I had hoped, finding freedom and exultation in the Chicago sewers

[lilli - subby ilya extraordinaire @lilliesandpucks]

rocky horror au or something #hollanov

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My coworkers are constantly creating new smells in the microwave. They are eating straight up seagull meat

[charlotte⚰︎ @charlotte113297]

wish i had a penis so i could hump the bed with my morning wood