Late Night Jazz

it's not hard to be funny when your life's a joke

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I guess you can say I've been the life of the party since 2001

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Here’s the only good idea I’ve had in the past 3.5 years:

curdle (wordle but for cheese)

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@97Myshell @baevid Still waiting on that gazebo wedding 👀

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My New Year’s resolution is to be less intimidated by people who back into parking spaces

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Having two Luna Bars today. It’s our day, ladies!

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@Zalky_Boy I am- thank you so much

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@Zalky_Boy Hot HOT cab

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I desperately need someone to help me fix my codependency problem

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@whooliet I fell in love with this reply the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once

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don’t thirst after someone who is already quenched

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How much of a sociopath do you have to be to disregard social distancing and potentially risk lives so you can make dull small talk ~in person~

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At this point I can’t even imagine spending more than an eighth of the day vertically

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I have such a deep appreciation for the people who have me on their close friends list on Instagram- I wish I could send them all a fruit basket or something

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Normalize going to sleep at 6am
Normalize going to sleep at 6am
Normalize going to sleep at 6am
Normalize going to sleep at 6am
Normalize going to sleep at 6am
Normalize going to sleep at 6am
Normalize going to sleep at 6am
Normalize going to sleep at 6am

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Men may have a lot of systematic advantage over women but at least we have Luna Bars am I right sisters??

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@97Myshell I love YOU :,))

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this is my favorite scene from Big Little Lies

[bear @iamblackbear]

(waves crashing)

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don’t these birds know that ever since 6am became the new middle of the night, many people would consider their incessant birdsong cruel and unusual??

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@KylaSazon @lonelybishclub thanks b :,)