Jacob Zalk

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[Jacob Zalk @Zalky_Boy]

Maple laughs

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

“what would a 42 year old and a 26 year old even talk about?” rare coins, ancient coins, coins from around the world, buffalo nickels, commemorative coins etc.

[Jacob Zalk @Zalky_Boy]

Bad costume idea: Yee-Hawrvey Oswald 🤠🤠🤠

[Late Night Jazz @L8NightJazz]

Everything is temporary

(deleting this soon)

[Jacob Zalk @Zalky_Boy]

Jeans

[Jacob Zalk @Zalky_Boy]

Pain is weakness leaving my urethra

[Jacob Zalk @Zalky_Boy]

My car got totaled 2 nights ago, this happened off Kooser onto Gatewood lane in San Jose. There is a $50 reward if the person is caught. PLEASE SHARE

[Jacob Zalk @Zalky_Boy]

This car totaled mine last night. I believe it’s a Lincoln Navigator, silver 2005-2006. If you see one with a messed up front please mark the license plate and send it my way. PLEASE retweet, this happened off Kooser and Gatewood in San Jose #hitandrun #SanJose

[Jacob Zalk @Zalky_Boy]

Can’t believe I haven’t showered since last year lol!!!

[Jacob Zalk @Zalky_Boy]

The way she going Wonka on my Willy make my gob everlastin’

[Jacob Zalk @Zalky_Boy]

Hey barkeep, one piss on tap please

[Jacob Zalk @Zalky_Boy]

Burp in da croakanut

[Jacob Zalk @Zalky_Boy]

TIL old MacDonald had a farm

[San Jose Sharks PR @SanJoseSharksPR]

With his goal, Erik Karlsson reached the 10-goal mark on the season. Per @PR_NHL, only two defensemen in NHL history have required fewer games to score 10 goals in a season: Harry Cameron (7 GP in 1917-18 w/ TAN) and King Clancy (9 GP in 1929-30 w/ SEN).

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

reminder that seinfeld invented no nut november 30 years ago

[Jacob Zalk @Zalky_Boy]

It’s Wednesday my boobs

[Jacob Zalk @Zalky_Boy]

Left Twix this, right Twix that… what about 𝘔𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 Twix

[Jacob Zalk @Zalky_Boy]

Will Smith slapped WHO now???😱

[Jacob Zalk @Zalky_Boy]

I think it’s unfair how there’s a poo emoji but no pee emoji

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Your impact on the #Canes will never be forgotten.

Thank you ❤️