Eccentric Egalitarian Emu

I’m so back.

[Bed Bud Bets @bud_bed]

Love the Yankees tonight

Yankees -1 -125 (Draftkings) 2U

KBO/Late NHL to follow

[Bed Bud Bets @bud_bed]

How we doinnnn ✅✅

Play of the day smashes easily

Full weekend recap coming in a bit. Who’s ready for the baseball play of the day…

14-4 record up 10.61 units this playoffs

[Kristen Kimmick @Kimmick86]

An anonymous generous person is providing someone with 2 tix to Bills/Steelers AFC Wild Card game on Sun 1/14 @ 1pm ❤️

Winner pulled Fri 1/12 @ 6pm

To enter:
Retweet & follow me (Unfollow after if you think I suck but I need to be able to DM you for ticket transfer🙃)

GO BILLS

[Eccentric Egalitarian Emu @L8Rflaccid]

@bud_bed @usethemetrics 🤔🤔🤔

[Eccentric Egalitarian Emu @L8Rflaccid]

@doc_livers @DailyLoud Me and my brethren have been struggling… what’s good for emus is good for humanity #savetheemus #pleasegod

[Daddy Allen @doc_livers]

@DailyLoud Has there always been this much spillage of toxic waste ?? Feels like I’ve seen many of these incidents this year. Maybe there’s always spills and have been kept a secret🧐

[Daddy Allen @doc_livers]

Eagles are gonna have to beat the Chiefs and the Refs tonight. I can already hear the narrative of Mahomes as the second coming of Jesus for hobbling around 2 weeks ago. It’s what the suits want sadly

[themetrics @usethemetrics]

The fact you follow me tells me you’re in 1 of 2 camps.

1) You want a winner now.

2) You want to reconstruct your mental model of betting so you can win long-term.

Hoping #2. I get #1, but it’s depthless; missing the point.

I’ll Venmo $100 to 1 random person who RTs this.

[themetrics @usethemetrics]

Sims are done and there’s a pick, but it’s for the later set of games in a few hours.

I drop it at 700 retweets.

Sniper Sunday 👇🏻

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Y'all keep asking so it's time we let the people know.

1,700 retweets and we'll reveal who our admin is...

[Eccentric Egalitarian Emu @L8Rflaccid]

Shoutout to @doc_livers for re-invigorating my hairy loins. The mu is back…

[Brenden Clinton @MrGo30]

Film session w/ Coach 30 - #LArams

[Eccentric Egalitarian Emu @L8Rflaccid]

@doc_livers @dan_doyle13 Wrong state doc 🤡

[Eccentric Egalitarian Emu @L8Rflaccid]

@KillTheSpread Thought the exact same thing

[Eccentric Egalitarian Emu @L8Rflaccid]

@ShotQualityBets St Peter’s Fairfield?

[Eccentric Egalitarian Emu @L8Rflaccid]

@KillTheSpread Fading the jackrabbits is fiscal suicide!

[Eccentric Egalitarian Emu @L8Rflaccid]

Bills by a billion.

[Daddy Allen @doc_livers]

1. Clementines
2. Mandarins
3. Oranges

[Eccentric Egalitarian Emu @L8Rflaccid]

@doc_livers Cold take bucko, onions are a food group

[Eccentric Egalitarian Emu @L8Rflaccid]

@toadsage69 I’ve killed greater beings than you, you might wanna simmer down - do the honors @bringbackshorts

[Eccentric Egalitarian Emu @L8Rflaccid]

Due to a recent blasphemous event, I must set this straight:

1. West African Aardvark
2. Kinkajou
3. Chuck Norris
4. Emu (Tasmanian, Kings Island, etc.)
5. Dung Beetle