Rahul Lalchandani

My views here are definitely mine, and if you think any company would pay me to tweet these out then you're the one who needs help.

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

Can't wait for images of the Odyssey trio performing religious rituals in Vantara and praying for the safe return of Odysseus.

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

Saw the new Zendaya - Pattinson movie, can someone get Alana Haim to play a real villain in a political movie. She doesn't miss!

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

I can feel it already. The pod taxi project will be the biggest infrastructure failure for Mumbai and it'll be left to dry similar to the Monorail. A dying technology with limited vendors to support/service it.
Still hoping and praying that someone talks them out of this!

[Vishal Bhargava @VishalBhargava5]

Ladies and gentlemen: India’s most moronic infrastructure project is happening. The pod-taxi in Mumbai - from Kurla to BKC.
₹1000 cr project. Service of 8.85km. Fare per passenger: ₹21/km.
We need to rid ourselves of the delusion that it has anything to do with infrastructure

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

My prediction for the Europa League final is simple:
No breakfast buffet for the Man United staff tomorrow morning.

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

Pretty sure that some local politician must've scammed even within that 1% of spending.

[Jasmine Shah @Jasmine441]

Wonder why 42 of 50 most polluted cities in the world are in India?

Because of such criminal neglect by the Modi government on plans to tackle air pollution. Just 1% of allocated money spent last year on pollution control.

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

I guess some judges are upset because if their own homes were raided, the recovered cash would barely hit single digits (crores).

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

So basically, Trump just had its own Vantara moment.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Trump just spoke to the media about buying a Tesla and said he hopes it boosts Tesla sales.

In response Musk claimed Tesla will double US production. This is unlikely given declining demand for his cars.

This is just two corrupt oligarchs scratching each other's backs.

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

Only if she promises to visit Vantara as well.

[Kaushik Raj @kaushikrj6]

Will the Prime Minister allow Sudha Bharadwaj to takeover his twitter on Women's Day and share her story of how she was falsely jailed for three years just because she fought cases for the marginalized communities?

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

Well, atleast the person who came up with the idea of this cover deserves an H1B visa.

[Dr Rachel Claire Morris, Shadow Secretary of Snark @5By5Creativity]

Great cover

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

What's next gaaaizzz?
China receives the award for Best Working Conditions?
Or Japan for Best Work Life balance?
Maybe, America for the Most Peaceful Nation?!

Itni fixing toh Filmfare bhi nahi karta.

[The Times Of India @timesofindia]

India receives global award for road safety

Read here 🔗 https://t.co/l4r3tk8oi8

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

Tumlog samajh nahi rahe ho yaar.

Bohut aage ke soch raha hai humara government. Agar bad roads, air pollution, minority hatred se bach jaoge toh Vulgar jokes tumhe maar hee dega na!

Isliye they are saving us from the very last stage of this crisis.

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

I feel as a generation our biggest mistake was idolizing 'magically-clothes-changing influencers' and not Rajeev Shukla.

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

Hilarious when you realize that Indian tourism only exists because our cities are unliveable, terrible infrastructure and insane levels of corruption.
Those 10 days of clean air, actual roads and footpaths, with close to zero chances of being scammed recharges people for months.

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

Good to see the actual Prime Minister getting the invite.

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

Goa is just Haryana with floral shirt wearing folks.
Hilarious.

[HermanGomes_journo @Herman_Gomes]

A team of ED officers went to raid an offshore casino in Goa. They were kidnapped & not allowed to leave by the management 🤣 Why in the actual heck is the national media silent? Casino Pride by the way! I'm still laughing.

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

I will never, ever understand America.
To elect the same man, twice???? Madness!

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha.
I cannot gaaaizzz. Cannot.

Murderers are giving press conferences!

Mudi Zee 0 Press Conferences
Bishnoi Gang 1!

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

Thank God Nirmala Tai doesn't tax us for the skies yet.

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

Walked through knee deep water yesterday to reach home.
While walking together in a line the only thought we all continuously had was, let's pray there are no open nullahs on these roads.
I didn't see any spirit of Mumbai, we were just scared for our lives.
Screw the BMC!

[Rahul Lalchandani @LALUMMLAL]

"Due to phenomenal demand, we have decided to move into a 1RK in Ghansoli and will be performing for 30 days at Inorbit Mall, Vashi. No tickets required, just show up with a floral printed dress/shirt and we shall handle the rest"

[Coldplay @coldplay]

Due to phenomenal demand, a third Mumbai date has been added at DY Patil Stadium for 21 January, 2025. Tickets on sale at 2PM IST today, at https://t.co/4CTfg2kbGU