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Maybe one day, maybe 2026.
Manchester United fan, too.

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Say what you can't tell anyone here
https://t.co/T6Y9KO04Eg

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Mark Goldbridge been crashing out because of Elliot Anderson for almost 24hrs now. Nigga has lost the plot😂

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@AdamJoseph Some of post I've been seeing from some of our fans is so annoying

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@isdoreTech Somebody should community note this post please

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Everything is ragebaiting me. I think I'm too old for this shit. I need help.

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@idkwhaticanname Okay

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YourRage sounds gay/zesty

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This was 2days ago and the nigga even reposted it😭😭

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Sit back and enjoy 🍿
Time to enjoy the very best of Marcus Rashford in 25/26 ✨

#LaLigaHighlights

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@sheftanzo1 @mrbayoa1 Hold him responsible for what?

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@Marshillo_ @biolakazeem When he's willing to take a pay cut

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All the twerking has come to an end

[BarçaTimes @BarcaTimes]

🚨| 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Marcus Rashford has REMOVED Barcelona from his bio on all social platforms. #fcblive 🔴

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A coward and more

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

🚨 Barcelona have ended their interest in Marcus Rashford and sent him back to Manchester United after refusing to pay even £26m for him.

The Catalan club walked away from talks, leaving Rashford’s future firmly back in United’s hands. [@MailSport]

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$11k for this ugly thing and the idiot died too😭😭

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

OnlyFans Model Jailed for K+lling Male Client During BDSM Act

An OnlyFans model, Michaela Rylaarsdam, has been sentenced to four years in prison after a BDSM session with a client ended in tragedy, leading to his d+ath.

Rylaarsdam was sentenced on Monday after pleading guilty to involuntary manslaughter in the d+ath of Michael Dale, who s¥ffocating during a paid BDSM encounter at his home in Escondido, California.

According to prosecutors, Dale d+ed after Rylaarsdam placed a plastic bag, plastic wrap and duct tape over his head as part of the session. His limbs were reportedly rest@ined, preventing him from removing the coverings. 

Authorities said he was unable to breathe for several minutes before Rylaarsdam called emergency services. Dale was declared brain-d+ad the following day.

The fatal incident occurred in April 2023 after Dale allegedly paid the adult content creator $11,000 to perform BDSM acts.

During her sentencing hearing at the San Diego Superior Court, an emotional Rylaarsdam broke down in tears while apologising to Dale’s family.

“There are no words. ‘I’m sorry’ is not enough,” she said. “The desire to go back and undo this would be at the top. If I could change this…”

Her lawyer argued that the d+ath was accidental, insisting she had no intention of h@rming her client and acted responsibly by immediately calling 911 when she realised something had gone wrong.

“There was no intent to k+ll and no attempt to cover this up,” the attorney said. “She acted appropriately when she realized this was a problem.”

Rylaarsdam, a married mother of three, will serve a four-year prison term following the court’s ruling. Authorities maintained that while the encounter was consensual, consent did not absolve responsibility for the actions that led to Dale’s d+ath.

[Ogonna @eucharia3333]

Don’t Suffer with any Man My Sister, look for a Billionaire like your Father..

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Someone will make a dumb post or a retarded take and when you call them out, they'll say "you wan tackle agenda"

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Tras estudiarla y valorarla, el Club Atlético de Madrid ha agradecido la oferta realizada, efectuada en el marco de las buenas relaciones existentes entre ambos clubes, y la ha rechazado remitiéndose a la cláusula de rescisión del jugador.

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: El Real Madrid C. F. comunica que, tras la reunión de la Junta Directiva celebrada hoy, ha realizado una oferta de 150 millones de euros al Club Atlético de Madrid por los derechos federativos del jugador Julián Álvarez.

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While Nigerians still dey pray

[STARBOY GUCCI🖤🦉🖤 @Guccistarboi]

Family shares video of their son Before Surgery & After surgery🥹

Doctors are indeed gods on earth 👏👏

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@REAL_BIG_STEF Follow back

[BIG STEF ❤️ @REAL_BIG_STEF]

Growing on x is simple, na you no want engage your fellow small small account, you the wait for big account to QUOTE you 😃

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Why am I struggling to read and understand some posts in Pidgin English?