Laurence Timmerman

Aerospace Engineer. Off-the-wall tweets. Detroit Lions.

[Laurence Timmerman @LBTman]

You are the wind beneath my wings...

The upper surface of a wing generates approximately 2/3 of a wing's total lift.

Saying "you are the wind above my wings" is a far superior compliment.

[Laurence Timmerman @LBTman]

Someone just texted a picture of a dead dog in my church music team group chat.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

I don’t know what’s more impressive, the harlem globetrotters tricks pulled off or the front flip out call made by the first base umpire.

So much going on

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@DealinRugs Best post I've seen in a long on time.

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@Stampage Having Robertson go down in the 1st quarter was devastating.

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@NUCLRGOLF @goodgood_golf The water.

[Laurence Timmerman @LBTman]

Convince me TEMU is not a company ran by AI.

[Laurence Timmerman @LBTman]

@Stampage I don't recognize the D-line, but they got it done.

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@Stampage I barely recognize the D-line. Today I'm thankful the Bears are in the NFC North.

[Laurence Timmerman @LBTman]

@RMcElhenney The Gang Goes on Family Feud?

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Who are you supporting today?

[Laurence Timmerman @LBTman]

Angles vs. Demons today. Who are you cheering for?
#OnePride #BirdGang

[Laurence Timmerman @LBTman]

@gregolsen88 I hope to hear you call more games next season. Solid commentary. 👌

[Laurence Timmerman @LBTman]

Detroit @Lions stacking up their playoff wins.

[Taylor DesOrmeau @TDesOrmeau]

No matter what happens the rest of the Lions game, the most impressive thing I’ll see today might be this sandwich

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@PrideOfDetroit Come on... Why kick a guy on the ground. Detroit has shed most of his fingerprints, so why bring it up. Looking backward will continue to hold the team from progressing to the future.

[Laurence Timmerman @LBTman]

Rooting for #OnePride from Tampa. Go Lions! #AllGrit

[Pop-Tarts Bowl @PopTartsBowl]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

RT for a double #ProBowlVote and we'll drop the locker room celly 👀

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Cam Sutton

[Laurence Timmerman @LBTman]

@Stampage Like Thor during his bulking years.

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A lady on a Zoom call just licked every finger on her hand while on camera.

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Goff has made some good defensive reads, and his accuracy is has payed off.

[Laurence Timmerman @LBTman]

That was dirty.