Lucille BALLbuster

Full-Time full of Shit

[The Vampire Lestat @AMCsAnneRice]

SHE. IS. THE. ANSWER. #QueenOfTheDamned

[Sue♡ @bookslattes]

You seem to be doomscrolling a lot for a girl who has 20+ unread books.

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

I tried Coke Zero at lunch instead of Diet Coke. All of the aspartame without any of the refreshment, the glamour, the joie de vivre, the satisfaction of cracking open a cold, glistening can of DC. Insidious beverage.

[Lucille BALLbuster @LBallbuster]

@stateofcevans It’s actually impressive how bad they made him look

[Lucille BALLbuster @LBallbuster]

@nachoeveryday I think it was on at 9pm and it was truly primetime tv

[Lucille BALLbuster @LBallbuster]

@vidsthatgohard They’re calling it a glow-down. What did they do to my boy?!?

[Lucille BALLbuster @LBallbuster]

@jacktymac Jesus Christ, her fucking voice is just horrendous

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Hey @JDVance. I wish I knew how to quit you.

[Sierra @slothsaretight3]

Gas is 4 dollars a gallon and I'm driving 45 minutes for the odyssey and 70mm. Matt Damon better come out of the screen and fuck me.

[Lucille BALLbuster @LBallbuster]

@AbdulElSayed She’s acting cartoonish and it’s fine to point it out.

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

if my friend hates u i hate u-in-law

[jas @wretchedsapphic]

every time they allude to body thief my mood is instantly ruined because sam not physically being lestat for a season sounds like a medieval torture technique to me

[Lucille BALLbuster @LBallbuster]

@SenSchumer You are responsible for this!!!

[Lucille BALLbuster @LBallbuster]

@KamalaHarris As if. Come on. You can do detter than this

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

he was about to play in that kids fucking face

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

lindsay graham in hell trying to get ronald reagan’s attention

[Lucille BALLbuster @LBallbuster]

@wretchedsapphic She’s just like me fr

[⋆.˚ ⏾ blair . ✮ ˚ @ripxstarr]

“Girl” and “bro” are gender neutral

[Lucille BALLbuster @LBallbuster]

@washingtonpost I see the local police and ICE took the day off