Elizabeth Bennet

I enjoy long walks and witty banter. (Jane Austen’s Pride & Prejudice, running July 10-20. Buy tickets here:

[Elizabeth Bennet @LBennet_LSF14]

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[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

The political and partisan phone message you get when you call the White House is wildly inappropriate. I also wonder about legality. You can’t use White House facilities for partisan political purposes, and there are limits on career employees doing explicitly partisan things.

[Elizabeth Bennet @LBennet_LSF14]

@LydiaB_LSF14 @MBennet_LSF14 Absolutely! #notwithDarcy

[Elizabeth Bennet @LBennet_LSF14]

"A woman in an absurd hat is being an absolute bitch to you; there is nothing you can do about it." http://t.co/fvWRvE1Qw1 @DeBourgh_LSF14

[Elizabeth Bennet @LBennet_LSF14]

The answer, of course, is yes. Do come join us! http://t.co/fvWRvE1Qw1 @LivermoreShakes #liveshakes14 #openingnight

[Daily Jane Austen @DailyJaneAusten]

"There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well." - Jane Austen

[Elizabeth Bennet @LBennet_LSF14]

@MamaB_LSF14 !! Everyone can hear you!! @JBennet_LSF14 @Bingley_LSF14 @Collins_LSF14 #humiliated

[Elizabeth Bennet @LBennet_LSF14]

@LydiaB_LSF14 @CLucas_LSF14 OMG! @MrDarcy_LSF14 is a surprisingly good dancer.#blushing #greatestmisfortuneofall #doitagain #liveshakes14

[Elizabeth Bennet @LBennet_LSF14]

@DeBourgh_LSF14 : http://t.co/67bJWbsBEk #hatersgonnahate #impertinenceismymiddlename besides @MrDarcy_LSF14 #digsit #liveshakes14

[Elizabeth Bennet @LBennet_LSF14]

Did @MrDarcy_LSF14 just admit he was mistaken? #DidntSeeTHATComing #didyoumentionlove #whatsthisaboutfineeyes #liveshakes14

[Elizabeth Bennet @LBennet_LSF14]

@SirWill_LSF14 @MrDarcy_LSF14 I'd rather talk about him in the 3rd person to his face. #helikesit #liveshakes14

[Elizabeth Bennet @LBennet_LSF14]

@MrDarcy_LSF14: sex pheromone in male mouse urine that's sexually attractive to female mice was named Darcin in honour of you. #liveshakes14

[Elizabeth Bennet @LBennet_LSF14]

@scottfreeactor @jdclark748 She certainly has caught it. It's called "imprudence" and it has terrible side effects. #infamous #liveshakes14

[Elizabeth Bennet @LBennet_LSF14]

Hush @LydiaB_LSF14! Only I'm allowed to offend @MrDarcy_LSF14. #itsnotmeanifimwitty #livelinessofmind #liveshakes14

[Elizabeth Bennet @LBennet_LSF14]

@JBennet_LSF14 thank you JB! now if I could just get my pride repaired. #isthereanappforthat #pridecobbler #reasontogototown #liveshakes14

[Elizabeth Bennet @LBennet_LSF14]

@scottfreeactor It has a nice ring to it! #tvseriesforsure #regencyreality #imnotheretomakefriends #liveshakes14

[Elizabeth Bennet @LBennet_LSF14]

@MamaB_LSF14 I give up, @KBennet_LSF14 can stay in my room while I'm at Hunsford. #Kittyneedsawin #liveshakes14

[Elizabeth Bennet @LBennet_LSF14]

@MamaB_LSF14 @JBennet_LSF14 Mamma, everyone can hear you! #insidevoice #golddigger #sigh #liveshakes14

[Elizabeth Bennet @LBennet_LSF14]

@Gardiner_LSF14 @LivermoreShakes Huzzah! Oh, what are men to rocks and mountains! #whatcouldpossiblygowrong #liveshakes14

[Elizabeth Bennet @LBennet_LSF14]

@CLucas_LSF14 Don't tell me you don't find regimentals charming! #soldiersaretotallytrustworthytoo #whoelseisthere #smallpond #liveshakes14