Hattori Hanzō

Music by Jim Lang

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I’m the best skier on Twitter

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Another successful year of getting fucked up and playing the monster mash as many times as possible

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I get irrationally angry every time I remember Henry Kissenger is still alive

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@_NAPtime His lyrics speak to me

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I THROW DICE WITH THE TOMMY JOHN ELBOW

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Only assholes drink Mr Pibb

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

https://t.co/oqsf6rtAU6 • https://t.co/ztznLId5fl

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@_NAPtime RG3 time

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The Boys is an elite show based solely on the large amount of Bill Joel played

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

NFL saying Black Lives Matter while blackballing Kaepernick

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@NunanCBA Thank you for the music

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If there’s one thing that connects all cultures

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Lying>>>>

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@KevinLOLsen This is beautiful btw well done

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First time in several years doing a group presentation and my group mates changed all the font to comic sans and put a gif of red reddington on the title slide

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@KevinLOLsen Lizzie,,, they call him the funny man

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Me explaining Chuck E Cheese to my roommate who’s never heard of it before

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Fuzzy duck

[Chris Gaines fan @trillballins]

Celebrate derby in style with the Trill Ballins Julep

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@dchavofficial Only wings

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I forgot how incredible of a bullshitter I can be when writing a uni paper. It may very well be my greatest attribute

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@dchavofficial What makes you think I want to go back