smoob 🔮💢

he/him

[smoob 🔮💢 @LCLSmoothie]

5 years from now i want to be in ok shape with a decent career and aura so i can encapsulate my late 20s with a cheki of myself in a Westside Gunn shirt and a random maid at a east coast anime convention

[smoob 🔮💢 @LCLSmoothie]

@77KeenAce77 the 2022 hat was clean tho

[smoob 🔮💢 @LCLSmoothie]

@removeanime #eliteeats

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

just saw this homer shirt and like that he's hitting the skycamefalling

[smoob 🔮💢 @LCLSmoothie]

@basedhalcyon do you call someone a mark ass buster

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

Hitler wasn’t murdered, he killed himself. Maybe try it?

[Jahmeir D. ✭ @JDCowboys2]

Black guy named Freeman scoring on Juneteenth for the US in the World Cup that’s fucking wild

[Shark3ozero (Sigma Male) @Shark3ozero]

I made mac and cheese for my girlfriends work potluck once and put my heart into it. Roux, 6 cheeses, bacon bits, layered and spiced, browed to perfection. It returned home with some of the middle scooped out, no crust touched. I almost fell to my knees.

[Chad Moriyama @ChadMoriyama]

The US Soccer demo is not chanting to "Love Sosa" is the real issue.

[smoob 🔮💢 @LCLSmoothie]

@_YakiiP #Fairs

[smoob 🔮💢 @LCLSmoothie]

keep this in mind when i say im rooting for the US soccer team

[smoob 🔮💢 @LCLSmoothie]

let’s go mexico as well

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

craziest part about this is that the end result was a Community episode getting pulled off Netflix and police budgets going up by like 700%

[Halle Gilbert @hallegilb]

Menus of mid-century Los Angeles.

[Evil Corey @shiaguevara]

gave up applying for jobs and just started cold emailing companies threatening suicide

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

this guy was hand-designed by god to toss James Bond across a room into some cabinets