lindsay carlson

Writer, pharmacist, bread baker, cat mom

[lindsay carlson @LCarlsonAuthor]

@alexvtunzelmann @DrLindseyFitz I just… how many bottles of nail polish would it take to paint a Jeep?!

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@jackisnotabird This shirt is amazing! ❤️

[lindsay carlson @LCarlsonAuthor]

@chrisbaty Happy 11th Birthday, Blobby!!!! 🦖🎉❤️

[lindsay carlson @LCarlsonAuthor]

Happy National Pharmacy Week! What are ya’ll doing to celebrate?! 💊 🎉

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@DrLindseyFitz You look like you’re about to drop an album!

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@Almost_Anna I know, right?! It’s like progressive dinner, but with poker!!

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@averytomascowx @cbsaustin Whoop!!! 👍

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Texts a mother shared with me from her son, during the shooting at a high school today in Mansfield. Captures the moment well

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@UberFacts It’s not Ted Cruz? @maureenjohnson

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@cmpriest #Suspicion

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Piñata sugar cookies w/mini m&ms inside. This is what happens when you bake a Pinterest recipe 😂🤪 I made a critical error when measuring & the poor lil guys didn’t get ears! Oops! #cookie #pinata #pinterest

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RT @JFrankensteiner: @KameronHurley there is a man in Tulsa who commissioned Clayton Coss to use a chainsaw to sculpt a Columbo statue out of a dead tree on his front lawn

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@DannieMOlguin Happiest of bdays to you chica! You’re always welcome in my home even if you’re not a blood relative! #foundfamily

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@SolHom Nicholas Cage fights possessed Chuck-e-cheese—esque animatronics and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t actually speak during the entire movie 😂

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@maureenjohnson @mixlabrx From one pharmacist to another—David is a rockstar! 🙌💊

[lindsay carlson @LCarlsonAuthor]

Posing next to my life-sized Mystery poster—Am I doing it right? 😂🔪#englishmurdervillage @maureenjohnsonbooks Your Guide To NOT Getting Murdered In A Quaint English Village

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@DrLindseyFitz Heart from heart transplant