Lane Chasek, Destroyer of Worlds

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So excited to see this finally happen! I'm making vegemite mac'n'cheez tonight in celebration.

[rat bastard @ratbastardpress]

Dad During Deer Season by @LChasek is OUT NOW! you can purchase/download the book on our website: https://t.co/c34zxNAXsx

or, more directly, our ko-fi page: https://t.co/S741VZAzn1

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Al Capone killed fewer people during Prohibition than the U.S. government.

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@fnbo doesn’t care about customer service.

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@Tim_Walz attended college in my hometown. It’s a small world.

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A little something I prepared for @BigBlueBubble and #msmpyp2024 for My Singing Monsters.
https://t.co/v9Av3YQ2D5

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@RealSpikeCohen No

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I’m convinced that most “body language” is a lie.

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@Rothmus We had a Mystery Mobile in my neighborhood. The driver was an electrician. Cool dude.

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@ianmiles Why would you want to be hugged by Joe Biden? I honestly can't imagine why anyone would want to be hugged by any politician.

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@LoganGrafTax TurboTax are scum and pests.

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@PaulSkallas They're roaches. It's imperative to fumigate them.

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Who else remembers this?

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Remember when people were freaking out over overpopulation? And now it’s the opposite? These two panics are just a decade apart. Really makes you wonder who’s benefiting from this kind of fear mongering.

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@0xgaut Replace "floors" with "food" and "shoes" with "my unwashed hands after going to the bathroom."

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Night clubs like this。。。

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@fnbo Translation: You hate fathers.

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@Peanut_Crunch I hate the IRS, but there should be a special place in hell for Intuit.

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Soba is better than udon, especially cold.

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If you remember this, your childhood was awesome.

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I don’t get how people can listen to Taylor Swift. I just don’t get the appeal.

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@AlecStapp It’s gonna be entertaining to see which politicians are Intuit shills in the coming months. Granted, the IRS is trash, but it least it’s cheap trash.