Lloyd

Vet Med Student 🩺 | Egerton University
🇰🇪 Kenyan Patriot• Personal growth | Manchester City ⚽

[Lloyd @LChipondo]

Nani amenifollow na sijafollow back

[Brook @brook_timbe]

Watu wa Facebook huingia space za Twitter wandhani ni crusade😂

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

We have gone to the same schools

We have gone to the same Universities

We have received the same education

And now We are in the same job market

But even so,

You expect me to have more money than you so that I can fund your lifestyle because im a man

Are you mad!?

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The most expensive mistake a man can make is being with the wrong woman. No matter your level as a man, you will pay dearly.

[Eric @amerix]

Avoid eating food at events, especially events to which you have not been invited.

When invited to eat, just say, "Thank you, I am currently fasting."

- Drink water

- Continue fasting

- Cook your food at home

The problems with food at events:

- They are cooked in seed oils. To make it worse, they recycle the already rancid oils.

- The water for cooking may not be good for human use.

- The source of the cooked food is unknown. The meat could be infected with anthrax or Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (mad cow disease).

- Food cooked for mass consumption is poorly prepared and undercooked.

- The persons handling the food may transmit food-related pathogens from one plate to the next.

- High risk for Clostridium botulinum infection, which causes foodborne botulism or Clostridium perfringens (food poisoning) or other faecal-oral diseases.

However, most people today lack discipline. They are greedy and cannot control their primitive cravings for food. That is why they perish.

Be a different human being and rise above mass mediocrity.

Listen and thank me later.

Or, you will diarrhoea until your rectum becomes hot and red.

#BetterTogether

[Lloyd @LChipondo]

Use condoms, your girlfriends are prostitutes

[T-BAG🇫🇷🩺 @tbagcity]

Normalize apologizing when you are wrong. No ghosting or gaslighting,just taking responsibility.

[GABIRO MTU NECESSARY @mtunecessary]

@ericomondi_ I'm supporting all teams except 3; America, South Africa and Morocco

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Even if South Africa🇿🇦 is playing alone, we will support the stadium.

[Swav 😎 @Darkwave_KE]

Degree inakuwanga important wakati huna. Ukipata hakuna msee anakuongelesha mazee🥲

[Abuga with a G🐐 @aab26_]

Tweeps hukua na memes kalikali before wakue brand alafu wakishajulikana content inaisha wanaanza kujipost sijui wako sijui wapi. Bana weka memes wacha ujinga😂

[paiwpaw @_Paiwpaw1]

Sometimes it's okay to say " wewe uko right ,makosa ni yangu" and let them be

[IZZOH @Newtonnizzoh]

Story telling ya Abel Mutua huwa on a different level, once umeanza kuwatch story za Mkurugenzi, there is usually no going back. It's like a cult.

[Blvck Spid€r 🕷 @jafarzonEk0]

Nguo moja ikianza kuwa comfortable sana ujue imeona mambo mingi.

[Lloyd @LChipondo]

Lecturer: This CAT is out of 50 marks.
Me after studying all night: 😤

[Hyscent @Hyscent_c]

Dress Well and look good so that when you fart💨in public no one will suspects you

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Football teams za huko ocha hazikosangi jamaa anaitwa Kante ama Pogba. Hao hukuwa wayaaa

[Lloyd @LChipondo]

Today, as Africans, we're putting our differences aside and fully supporting Mexico. 🇲🇽🤝🌍 Come on, Mexico! Make us proud and show them what fighting spirit looks like... 🔥⚽
Sasa si tupige follows wakuu 😌💯. Hizi ndio zile masaa za kugain. Drop handle yako 🤝🌍🇲🇽😂

[Lloyd @LChipondo]

Today, as Africans, we're putting our differences aside and fully supporting Mexico. 🇲🇽🤝🌍 Come on, Mexico! Make us proud and show them what fighting spirit looks like... 🔥⚽
Sasa si tupige follows wakuu 😌💯. Hizi ndio zile masaa za kugain. Drop handle yako 🤝🌍🇲🇽😂

[Lloyd @LChipondo]

Yesternight I joined a Nigerian Space and came back with followers like I had attended a free giveaway 😂🇳🇬❤️
To save my Naija fam from fighting with Google Translate, I'll be tweeting more in English from today.
Love from Kenya 🇰🇪 to Nigeria 🇳🇬 🤝

[Lloyd @LChipondo]

I joined a Nigerian Space and learned one thing immediately: these people treat followers like a cooperative society 😂🇳🇬
"Follow back! Support each other! Elon money is important!"
The day Kenyans copy this energy, tutakuwa tunakula Elon dollars kama fare ya matatu. 😂💰🇰🇪