TheShufflingYeti

i don’t know man I just got here

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honey comb

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Would you rather be 1ft
Or have 1 Foot

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@pixelprayer Yes

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I just reinvented cheating on assignments

I just seriously thought to myself

“Why go through all this work to ask Claude what the answer is or look it up when the teacher is ACTIVELY TELLING ME what the answer is. Then all I have to do is remember it”

This is known as Learning

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If gender is what in your pants… I’m poop

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Why is this week like a pre finals finals week. I have like 4 exams

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Fuck bro if things keep going the way they are going I’m gonna be in 4 BANDS next semester.

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Ecstasy. Out by the end of the summer

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#NewProfilePic

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“I’d Kill Myself” Nope still here :)

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Allergies are fucking killing me rn

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2026 SUNY Mascot Madness: Round 3, Game 1 https://t.co/OZpjaDPprg

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2026 SUNY Mascot Madness: Round 3, Game 1 https://t.co/lYpLqfEhD1

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RELIC. Coming
JANUARY 30th

i'm super proud of this song and I think it's one of my best rap songs yet. The beat and the lyric really made a lot to me and I hope you enjoy it when it comes.

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Relic 🔜

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Are coconuts mammals?

Coconuts have hair and also give milk… Pretty sure those are the only characteristics that consider something a mammal

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New music coming sooon

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NEW MUSIC COMING SOON

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Why listen to music when I can just have the same 4 second clip of a song playing over and over in my head

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SUNY Mascot Madness 2025: VOTE FOR RED https://t.co/E02eeKQLvd