🎈Nosferatu🎈

I just lost a naked hard-boiled egg in my car.

[🎈Nosferatu🎈 @LDMT69]

I wear earplugs when I sleep, so as I was finishing a chapter before I turned out the light last night, I found out the hard way that one of my earplugs was actually cheese.

[🎈Nosferatu🎈 @LDMT69]

@c_reign3 @HtownWheelhouse @astros KING MAKES ME LIVID
I’M GONNA STROKE OUT I SWEAR

[🎈Nosferatu🎈 @LDMT69]

@shrewdlydone @HtownWheelhouse @astros At least I like Jake
Varsho just pisses me off

[Saffron Sniper @Saffron_Sniper1]

Senior officer hugs the candidate after realizing no one had come to congratulate him.

He had finally passed the Army selection.

[🎈Nosferatu🎈 @LDMT69]

@MarcoMier5 @brianmctaggart Oh no! NOT HUNTER!
oh you mean dana

[🎈Nosferatu🎈 @LDMT69]

@TimHannan “LOOK AT HOW MUCH HE LOVES CHILDREN!!!”

[🎈Nosferatu🎈 @LDMT69]

@clarkeric188 @BBGreatMoments I agree, plus Bagwell makes me bat shìt crazy when he acts as announcer. Nobody worse.
ok I just like to complain about that, carry on

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

You deserve to hear that Grand Slam in French

[buckets @badbuckets_]

softly, longingly whispers “springer dinger”

[Matt Ramsey @OneNerdyOpinion]

A few people have reached out about sending gifts for the kiddos. Some may have noticed space is a bit limited in our place so I thought it might be a good idea to instead encourage people to donate to local shelters in Spike and Dandy’s names. @fenchurchly chose @Muttville .

[🎈Nosferatu🎈 @LDMT69]

@Gusterbear OH MY DOG
Thank you for this. Karls words are just what I needed today

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

Yep

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

Oh god.

@Metallica is endorsing this Ukrainian soldier and musician Taras Stoliar, who plays Nothing Else Matters on bandura, a traditional Ukrainian instrument.

Once again, we're so insanely happy to see Papa Het and all of our beloved Metallica standing for what is right.

We have never been wrong about our favorite band.
https://t.co/ms0k1If3Gd

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Just saying, I’m here to help the peoples!!

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

10. This is the most elegant thing you can do to a woman ❤️

[Avery Banks @AveryBa68752542]

Shirley, as most of u know took over the kitty colony I was feeding. I saw her tonight at the dumpster. She said she could use some help with cat food.
If u can help I’d appreciate it but if u can’t I totally understand.

Shirley McArdle
828 W Old Bainbridge RD
Jakin GA 39861

[🎈Nosferatu🎈 @LDMT69]

@AveryBa68752542 I’d love to see Shirley’s face when the Amazon guy starts unloading 💖🥳💖

[Avery Banks @AveryBa68752542]

I just posted the Save A Pet wish list on Amazon. They have taken in a hoarding situation where 19 puppies were starving and are sick. They need puppy food and Rescue cleaner. It’s a bad situation. I hate asking but they need help.
Thank you.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

it's the upside down air biscuits for me 😂🥰

[🎈Nosferatu🎈 @LDMT69]

@OneNerdyOpinion She looks so long!