Cândido

Creative/Designer | Tech Savvy

[Cândido @LEAUCEAS]

@MrCharlesky Please send details... do it for free already.

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Them: "This one will end in marriage, by God's grace."

God:

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@toti_mike Post the whole conversation, what did she say? 💀

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@Toribabieegirl This ain't true. I noticed that I have a fear of smelling bad, so I always smell myself but others don't.

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Them: The stuff you post is always sexual. Why?

Me every other day in the gym:

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@gladeslamek You thought you cooked with this one? No my dawg.

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Who is my girlfriend? Wolverine?

[Cindy☘️ @Indemosyd]

Your girlfriend does this to your car cos she is mad at you, what's your next move? 😐

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Tamu dhipagitha aalumentu nena

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In your sleep.

[DeeDee🌟 @DiianaD_]

Where can I find a man that has all these?🥺

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@sironyeka I don't like to follow rules, so...

Hola

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@purposetalks_ MosesMediaHouse🔥

You look good and he cooked you even better.😮‍💨

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@namibiansun Ludwigsdorf has nice cars, I see.

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@DiianaD_ I can just tell this was made by Nigerians because the values are so unreal. 😂

But hey, I'm getting the 10b. 😅

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Do we need to?

[AMARA @Amy_beke]

Men will never understand what women go through to look pretty 🥺

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@TheNamibian People are so sensitive these days.

It is no more than an ad, and it doesn't even devalue life in any way.

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@bod_repuplic Me. 🙂‍↕️

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@lady_valor_07 Sex with me.

[Cândido @LEAUCEAS]

Bust a nut, need a little post-nut-clarity.

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

This will expose you

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@thehyce I don't know man, all of them... I love all their stories. 😭

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Because of the english, at least you could say this one ended in the 8th grade.

[Yem🌹 @big_yemm]

Can we admit that these buttons are useless on calculators ?