Lord Ellpus OBE

Lord Willy Ellpus of East Dumbartonshire | Defecated to Reform 🇬🇧 | Ex-Royal Navy Admiralty ⚓️ | “stick close to your desk and never ever go to sea”

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

When I was a lad I served a term
As office boy to an Attorney's firm. 
I cleaned the windows and I swept the floor, And I polished up the handle of the big front door. I polished up that handle so carefully that I was able to be the Ruler of the Queen's Navy!

[Kevin Edger @KEdge23]

“Mark my words, Labour will raise your taxes”

“You name it, Labour will tax it”.

It doesn’t matter who is Labour leader, they all want to increase taxes to pay for more benefits.

Andy Burnham is Keir Starmer part 2.

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

@OliverRyanUK Snivelling little oik, haven’t you got someone’s arse to crawl up or is Starmer not returning your WhatsApp’s?

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

@0price_action0 @OliverRyanUK Looks like a right little bellend

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

@OliverRyanUK You look like a deformed man-child

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

@BerkshireFX @JimHigham Calm down dear 😂😂😂😂

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

Hear HEAR HEAR 👏 👏 A true BRITISH success story 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Why is it people in this country HATE beautiful and successful people?
The vicious flak & hate mail Michelle Mone & her husband are receiving is totally uncalled for and motivated by envy and jealousy.
Let’s celebrate their success instead of attacking them all the time!
😡

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

@ThomasEvansAdur @TiceRichard Alright baldy calm down, keep your wig on.

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

@BerkshireFX @JimHigham Yes HRH is a right laugh though. More people laughing at than with.

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

@SamCKx It’s akin to the same thing. It’s a favour. Now it’s up to the public to decide whether these favours stink or not. That’s how the system works. You can’t baulk at the electorate taking a view as to whether these payments were made with a view to getting something in return.

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

@BerkshireFX Offended by a bacon sandwich I see 😂😂😂

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

@MichaelTakeMP Is that Ed Moribund I see eating a bacon sandwich? What a twit he is! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

John Swindle

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

How on earth did ‘Honest John’s’ business class return flight to Boston (even with Kentucky leg added on) cost £17,000!??!! You can do NYC return for £3,500 — FIRST CLASS!

[ian dalrymple @iandalrymple9]

@SeddSezz

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

@SeddSezz What does he have to give back in return for such gifts??

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

@TomK_Brit1993 Resign and fuck right off

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

@SingleMarketPls Said by a man with the title “Lord” and who is almost the definition of the establishment elite: privately educated, Oxford, millionaire businessman, Cabinet minister, peer and member of the unelected House of Lords. They don’t like it up em.

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

@EnergyMix_UK @Councillorsuzie It’s up to the public as to whether they decide it’s above board. Declaring it doesn’t mean there’s no conflict of interests in play or favours being given, that requires an investigation.

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

Typical socialist. Always on the take but happy to spout on about “fairness” and pretend they’re holier than thou

[Susan Hall AM @Councillorsuzie]

Whilst I’m not surprised I suspect many Labour supporters feel very let down. They expected better.

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

@BerkshireFX @TiceRichard 🎣

[Lord Ellpus OBE @LEllpus]

@itsenglishfox No shame from this woman ever. Probably because she’s ex-Cambridge and promoted beyond her ability at every turn.