LisaFrischemeier

funny. little. terror. Better on Instagram. SYTYF-Semi-finalist 2019.
“You don’t just cut to the bone, you cut right through it.” - Random audience member.

[LisaFrischemeier @LFrischemeier]

I’m nailing my look today.

[LisaFrischemeier @LFrischemeier]

@d_krueger Erste Hilfe, electrolyte … was sind die anderen beiden Sachen?

[ACMS @AltComMemSoc]

Aggressive lemon eating AND JOKES, from @LFrischemeier. A winning, sharp, combination.

[ACMS @AltComMemSoc]

RIGHT NOW (Monday) you can watch our 11th #edfringe19 show on https://t.co/ne3J9gJCA4.

As of 12pm TOMORROW (Tuesday) you can watch our 12th.

With @turlygod, @jlukeroberts, @AlexisDubus, @mahdhelpfeed, @LFrischemeier, @julings, @RyanELane, @LangstonKerman, @serena_comedy...

[Geoff Bennett @GeoffRBennett]

THREAD -- A timeline of Trump's coronavirus statements:

Jan. 22: "It's going to be just fine. We have it totally under control."

Jan. 24: "It will all work out well."

Jan. 30: "We think we have it very well under control."

[josie ! @josieparkinson]

silently watching Burlesque (2010) with a gal pal while we text our boyfriends is feminism, capeesh ?

[LisaFrischemeier @LFrischemeier]

@jordbrookes Congratulation. Guess it’ll be trickier to get you to Berlin now.

[LisaFrischemeier @LFrischemeier]

Any guesses which one was me?

[ACMS @AltComMemSoc]

@BarrelComedy @jlukeroberts @turlygod @chilliciaran @thejoeypage @JozNorris @LangstonKerman @julings @p_l_u_m_b @RyanELane @serena_comedy @jam_wonder One of those
✨Bits of leek everywhere
✨High-five an audient in "grippy vagina" celebration
✨Clown fully on you
✨Karaoke medley starts somehow
✨A lot of this is happening on the floor
✨Insult the Pritt Stick
✨Pizza Hands
✨End on a 2:59am hoe-down
...type evenings at #acms

[LisaFrischemeier @LFrischemeier]

This picture was obviously taken before I almost got into the finale.

[So You Think You're Funny? @SYTYFunny]

Congratulations to Fady Kassab for securing a spot in the our grand final last night! 🎉🎉🎉

The last semi-final takes place tonight @ 22:15 in Gilded Balloon Teviot, so 'mon doon and find out who'll get that final spot!

🎟 https://t.co/obawbxJl8W

[LisaFrischemeier @LFrischemeier]

@AltComMemSoc @jlukeroberts @turlygod 🍋

[LisaFrischemeier @LFrischemeier]

I‘m the woman.

[ACMS @AltComMemSoc]

"How much more time do I have?" asks the woman onstage, methodically eating a 🍋.
"It's relative," offers @jlukeroberts.
She considers it.
"Finish the lemon!" calls @turlygod.
Lo, so it shall pass.

[LisaFrischemeier @LFrischemeier]

My mum literally just asked me „When is a chai a tea and when is it a coffee?“
I‘m losing my fucking mind!

[LisaFrischemeier @LFrischemeier]

@ben_maclean HAHAAHAHA

[LisaFrischemeier @LFrischemeier]

@sheley „How to date men when you hate men“
„The guilty feminist“

[LisaFrischemeier @LFrischemeier]

My doctor called to inform me about my really poor iron levels. Which isn’t great. On the other hand it means I’m actually an incredible focused, highly energetic and super positive person. I’m just a few supplements away from my true self.

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

Right. Can someone sort all my problems out while I'm asleep, please?

[LisaFrischemeier @LFrischemeier]

@ben_maclean He’s not even looking hot in this picture.

[LisaFrischemeier @LFrischemeier]

@GuyMacPherson Bitteschön

[LisaFrischemeier @LFrischemeier]

„She'll dispel the notion that German's have no sense of humour.“

Thank God I can deal with pressure ...

[Guy MacPherson @GuyMacPherson]

Tonight on What's So Funny? we've got a visitor from Europe. @LFrischemeier is a German standup comic here for the week. Tune in at 11 to @coopradio.
https://t.co/ACJuk45FoJ

[josie ! @josieparkinson]

MEN WHO I BARELY KNOW!!! Ppweeeeease tell me every idea for a "bit" you have that I should do?? especially if you aren't a standup!!
+ also do you know of any Comedians I should check owwwt??? thank u!!! 😘😘💖💖💖

[LisaFrischemeier @LFrischemeier]

@Jonlevene I feel the same about my dead dad.