Grace Anderson 🌩

pretty little time bomb 🧨

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well call me Shania because that don’t impress me much

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okay, halloween is over. @netflix PUT BACK THE GRINCH

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someone get that man some skittles #WPS

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@Disney after FINALLY watching the live action Little Mermaid, i just have one question. WHERE IS THE SPARKLY DRESS???

p.s. don’t play dumb, you know exactly what i’m talking about

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WOO, and i cannot stress this enough, PIG 🐗❤️

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absolutely no one:

me, all day today: cody johnson’s new song is out 🙂

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elon was not thinking about people like me, who have their apps organized by color, when he changed the twitter logo 🫠

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no one:

me: *texting every mother in my family every time i am confused about something my son is doing, regardless of what time of day (or night) it is*

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fun fact: making rude side comments when you want something done will not get it done nearly as fast as just asking for help

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hey, umm…. @taylorswift13, you really didn’t have to time re-recording never grow up like that with me now being a mom. so yeah, i’m crying. that’s what i meant. i can’t stop crying.

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what even is life right now

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i love so much that luke combs and ed sheeran seem to be friends

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ain’t it something when people post that nobody cares about how they are, how they’re feeling, etc….but you did and they ghosted you? funny stuff, man. funny stuff.

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i’m not saying it’s river’s fault that he wiggled his arm out of his swaddle and woke himself up at 4:30 which means i also woke up but then he went right back to sleep and i apparently cannot but like….kinda rude, little dude

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six years ago today, i had the best prom date ever. i miss you so much, bub 💜

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i would like to send a special thank you to @codyjohnson and @lukecombs because my almost 3 month old apparently loves y’all too and y’all make bedtime easy ❤️

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mom rage is real

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in other news: today is a nap day.

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psa: i am now a lightweight. i would like to give a special shoutout to pregnancy for making me 100% sober for 10 months, which made a night out for drinks a whole lot cheaper 🫠

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hello 24

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there’s lots a things i’d like to say to lots of people…