Leah G

usually hungry #wahoowa

[Leah G @LGaro126]

Nothing left to do today but finish this tweet uninterrup

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

John Shitass

Michigan, County Marriages, 1820-1941

[Leah G @LGaro126]

White men should not be allowed to wear salmon shorts

[MCDAA FAM🍟🐔✨ @heeyyyMsParker]

This is when I knew she was done with him and that program.

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

It looks like you may have chosen two photos of me for your twote @PopBase

[Just Jim @JimsTweets]

Nothing will prepare you for what the Chanel boots are

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

apparently, the first song I ever listened to on Spotify was werewolf bar mitzvah

[Definitely Not Al Gore 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇵🇸 @AlDefinitely]

Democrats redrew two states, only after letting the voters decide. Republicans have redrawn, so far, six states, without a single vote from the public.

Spare me your bullshit outrage, congressman.

[Elizabeth🦒 @oceana_roll]

No one tells you what to do if your career completely collapses around you in your late thirties

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

A.I. could never create a more watchable video than this

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

this next pandemic im taking the PPP loan fuck it. and im dancing on tiktok.

[Brain Leakage @BrainLeakage03]

Tell me, Muse, of the man who was wicked smaht

[Tayhlor Coleman @tayhlorcoleman]

People who knew Justin Fairfax overestimate how much we wanna hear about how he was going through a hard time and how you’re praying for his family. HE MURDERED HIS WIFE we don’t give a FUCK what that man was going through.

[lei 🧘‍♀️ @katemartinlov3r]

OH INJECT ITTTTTT

[Washington Mystics @WashMystics]

At No. 4, we're taking Lauren Betts!
Welcome to D.C.!

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

This is my favorite commitment to the bit yet.

[Kori “Cameos are open” King @Kori_kiing]

This was my favorite moment of the night LMFAOOOOOO