GDSL

[GDSL @LGoodsall]

Steve Bruce: Football Manager

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

“You’re sheltering a cute rescue squirrel without the proper permit, are you not?”

[shannon⁵⁵ 🎲🍒 @shannondorf_]

no i was born in the right generation i love watching one of tuco salamanca’s cousins play black ops on tiktok live

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

[⭑.ᐟ @flvmeprincesss]

💀

[pj @pjayevans]

(Catching up to a guy in the grocery store) I got milk before I knew you had already gotten some. I wasn’t copying you

[BDS 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🦉 @JailTheEnglish]

seconds after my reincarnation as a vole

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I refuse to gossip. I will, however, spread lore.

[aaryan @blondedicarus]

i’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (i love you)

[Peter Larsen @PeterLarsen_01]

Rio Ferdinand is now so embarrassed by Man United he is denying ever playing for them

[James Rothwell @JamesERothwell]

Something quite extraordinary - the online book of condolences for David has so many messages it would take literally hours to scroll down and read all of them. Never seen anything like it, will probably never see the likes of it again:
https://t.co/qS7kmDTmdc