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"The one and only aggressive Liz."

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@axs @MorganWallen Already did.

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@axs @LindsECarlson @MorganWallen Having the exact same issue. 🫠

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my bf's dad said he wasn't coming to dinner with us on Friday bc he thinks I don't like him. so naturally we called him yesterday and I go "so what was that about" and he goes "oh brother! now I can't even gossip with my own son?!" 💀

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"girl get the fuck away from me"
"I'm not anywhere near you"
"yeah and you're still too close"

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"Enjoy your slumber."
"Um, two nights ago I woke up screaming."

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@calmcomanie Plz

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the intimacy of your partner half asleep pulling you closer in the morning before work is UNMATCHED.

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@calmcomanie I literally did?

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Marcie just asked me if I like hanging out with my bf. that I've been with for nearly a year.

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"god I used to be such a dramatic bitch"
"whatchu mean"

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"this was all pre-law school"
"why do you keep saying that like it's derogatory"

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"that name should come with a disclaimer"
"that name should be a cuss word"

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“When was the last time you were on a plane?”
“A year ago.”
“To where?”
“….to you, bitch”

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"I like this! You're like advocating for new policy-"
"No! I just hate old people!"

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@AHoustonProduct But I can't order doordash?!

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@AHoustonProduct bro we have literally FaceTimed before what are you on about!

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"to be loved is to be known"

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@actuallywtfdes Do it!!