LoRaeHartman

A shapeless mass or blob of something, especially soft food.

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The price of potato chips makes me want to be physically violent.

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@JoeBiden Red eyes? What the hell is this?

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I just want a pair of shorts that my ass won’t absolutely devour. Is that too much to ask?

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Fabric softener is poison and a waste of money - I can not be convinced otherwise.

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Life update:
I went to the hot springs and a bug got stuck in my buttcrack, then it bit both of my cheeks several times out of fear.

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Gum has gotten worse.

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I am my best self playing softball and grilling up some tasty snacks on a summer evening.

[Montana State Bobcats @MSUBobcats]

Option 5 of 5!
Help us decide the official t-shirt of the 2023 @msubobcatsfb Gold Rush Game! Every like counts as one vote. Voting ends in one week, May 3!

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Okay I feel like there’s an award ceremony in Hollywood every week and I’m over it.

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All the internet hype about Puss In Boots 2 is justified.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Midsommar / Midwintar

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@JustMichaelaa Yes! This one looked like he was taking a lil nap and then a magpie swooped in to eat his eyes.

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It’s it a bad omen that I’ve had a deer die in the yard of every single place I’ve lived?

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Wombats poop perfect lil cubes.
Do with that information what you will.

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I love the Bozeman art walks, but if all the businesses could decide on the same free alcohol to lessen my hangover - that would be great.

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The US traded a man who’s nicknamed “the Merchant of Death” for a basketball player today.
And if that doesn’t show you how highly our country values the rich and famous above all else… I don’t know what will.

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I know, FOR A FACT, that I would actually really like winter if I didn’t have to work for all the sunshine-y hours of the day.

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Controversial opinion:
Baja Blast is actually so gross.

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Sundays are for Brad Pitt movies and hangover recovery.

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It is that time of year for me to request that my friends all make me funny Christmas tree ornaments in lieu of gifts.
Please and thank you.