LIRR DELAYS

LIRR Delays, With a bit of LI snarkiness

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#SafeSpace @LIRR #LIRR

[LIRR DELAYS @LIRR_Delays]

Conductor to Engineer "We're running 10 minutes late" *Engineer slowly turns and grins* "Muhahahah" Conductor "Muhahahah" #LIRR

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What do the #Mets, the #UN and the #LIRR all have in common? They accomplish nothing. https://t.co/iKkiZ0TGMj

[LIRR @LIRR]

In 1946, Mets-Willets Pt was known as United Nations Station, while the #UNGA took place in Flushing Meadows-Corona Park. #TBT @UN

[LIRR DELAYS @LIRR_Delays]

RECYCLE THAT YOU ANIMAL!!! https://t.co/uOz9OKKYR5

[LIRR @LIRR]

Help keep the LIRR clean! Please take your trash with you when exiting the train and dispose of it in a waste receptacle.

[LIRR DELAYS @LIRR_Delays]

@allisona15 @LIRRGuy @lirr_grievances @BetchyCommuter @LIRRoutrage Unpopular opinion: Older trains are better than the newer ones. More seats.

[AA @aliskor15]

Fun #LIRR fact: if you get on a train that looks like this, it will smell like urine. Straight. Up. URINE.

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@LIRR Cowards!

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@LIRR Hey! Are you going to inform the people waiting on this train that it will arrive late?

[LIRR DELAYS @LIRR_Delays]

Hi, @LIRR the 6:36pm peak to Wantagh left Penn at 6:41. According to your definitions, this train is late. Please update your twiter feed.

[LIRR DELAYS @LIRR_Delays]

When you're used to drunk self-deprecating @Mets fanS on the way home and now you got smug Yank douches on the way home. #LIRR https://t.co/XOKOZQR6Y2

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Going to Citi Field tonight/tomorrow? Try & take public transportation - @LIRR extended service & @MTA is running super-express 7 trains.

[LIRR DELAYS @LIRR_Delays]

So the #SummerOfHell is over, we survived. Now back to the normal: Hell #LIRR

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Caption Contest https://t.co/rLiaI05jUu

[LIRR @LIRR]

Did you lose something on our trains or at a station? We might have it at the #LIRR Lost and Found! https://t.co/EsZmy2sKxw

[LIRR DELAYS @LIRR_Delays]

Nothing better than being stuck in a car that sounds like the Tin Man jerking off. #LIRR

[LIRR DELAYS @LIRR_Delays]

"Normal Service Resumes" from the LIRR is the equivalent of the #Mets having a full lineup.

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I'll pay $50 for an #LIRR conductor to announce "What a crowd, what a turnout" on a PM rush hour Babylon local tonight.

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I'll take a nuclear strike over standing on a Penn platform waiting and staring at a door to open. #LIRR

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When your train is early, but you're running barely on time this morning. #LIRR

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@SJMELTS For the #LIRR alway bet the over

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When you're 4 Powers Whiskeys deep and stop at Woodside and some +300Lbs Yankees fan joins you in a two seater

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Oh, fuck off. #LIRR https://t.co/OdzPTi0hBc

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

I'm proud to announce the start of major construction of the Moynihan Train Hall, 255,000 sq ft of new concourse space for LIRR and Amtrak.

[LIRR DELAYS @LIRR_Delays]

Can someone for the love of God explain to me what the fuck "door trouble" is? What type of sped can't push a button to open a door? #LIRR