My Life On The LIRR

This is a collection of my day-to-day encounters on the Long Island Railroad. This account is not affiliated with the LIRR.

[Rosalie Sparaco @RosalieTinelli]

Okay serious question time: how much are our fares reduced during all of this displacement? #LIRR @LIRR

[michelle cavill @MichelleCavill7]

Stay home? STAY home? STAY HOME?!!! @MTA @LIRR do you even hear yourselves?!!!!! #LIRR https://t.co/dVU1ngM2iq

[LIRRonorclose @lirronorclose]

Why even bother with a timetable? Just show up when you show up. It's what #lirr #failroad does best https://t.co/JjQknlkeE9

[Nassau County Comptroller Elaine Phillips @NCComptroller]

Interesting piece in @Newsday, great question answered: "How does #LIRR have 90% ‘on-time’ record for its #trains?" https://t.co/LwGpP873jI

[Paul Mckeon @irishpaulnyc]

Were you ever on a train and the rest room starts overflowing and you don't want to touch the floor with your feet

#LIRR

[late for work @LIRRlate]

I don't even know how many days in a row this is but it's enough, you got your hike, please stop celebrating and operate! #lirr #lirrsucks

[ABC7NY NewsDesk @ABC7NYNewsDesk]

#COMMUTERALERT: @LIRR service suspended on the Oyster Bay Branch due to a tree that has fallen across the tracks near East Williston.

[Matt Wolfe @MattWolfeOnAir]

#Amtrak #LIRR thanks for the stellar week! Can't wait to do it again soon! Y'all keep jacking up those fares too.👍 #BrokenSystemForAll

[Marc Lieber @marclieber]

@ehornick "On time" means "within an hour" to the #lirr. Keep raising the fares!

[Eliz @GlutenFreLI2NYC]

#lirr You need to compensate your customers, this is despicable service and you have no regard for people's time or schedules...@NYGovCuomo

[Brianna Carosi @Ninjakittyx13]

Why is the #LIRR always a some crazy fucking hellscape

[KLoopz @In_the_Lupe]

The Long Island railroad is always late. Why the hell is it so damn expensive #lirr

[Daniella🌻 @daniella_mallia]

I had to put my headphones in because some lady was eating her salad so fucking loud that I couldn't take it anymore #lirr 😒

[Montaukoutloud @Montaukoutloud]

Can you imagine what the Long Island Fail Road would be like if this was a REAL blizzard? @LIRR_RIDERS_NYC @crankycommuter @LIRR_Life

[ED LEVY @EDLEVY1217]

@SenSchumer How 'bout an investigation into why the #LIRR is so overpriced?
https://t.co/BWqHlpt2c0

[My Life On The LIRR @LIRR_Life]

Train arrives 15 mins late. Takes 5 mins to open the doors. Car smells like diarrhea. Monday. #lirr

[My Life On The LIRR @LIRR_Life]

@barryedit @LIRR thanks for the explanation.

[My Life On The LIRR @LIRR_Life]

.@lirr announces a train will be late AFTER it was scheduled to arrive. What's your excuse this time? The weather is too perfect? #lirr

[Maeghan Crociata @MaeghanCrociata]

Have I mentioned I hate commuting and the #LIRR is the absolute worst?