LJM

25 i used to be fat as fuck now I’m jacked as fuck. go rockets, go Texans, go Oil🤘free Palestine fuck you elon 🇨🇦 WW monk Enh Shaman

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

My mayor Muslim

My bagel Jewish

My stepfather once told me that if I ever told anyone that I saw him holding hands with his executive assistant Gary at the Cinnabon two towns over he’d dig a hole in the backyard and bury me alive

Knicks in five

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I Think a part of me will always be filled with hatred

[tomb @TurmShrub]

Using hinge (for dating, not research) and man all these women are interesting and gorgeous. Hopefully this doesn't backfire on me in a viral manner

[LJM @LJMNeff]

@jlponIine 👀

[online nigga @jlponIine]

this guy is dead now, but everytime i see this clip i think the fit is cold ngl

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

he had a really rough 2011

[𝔻𝕖𝔹𝕒𝕝𝕝 @WfromDeBall]

Rick Brunson, Robert Kraft, and Donald Trump all under the same roof? #CoverYourDrinks #PutALidOnItKiddo

[Baltasar 🌈 @baltasarokay]

Las calles de Buenos Aires andan diciendo

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Maybe he broke up with her because he’s not into fat girls

[𝗏𝗎𝗅𝗀𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖾𝖾𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗀 @vulgarqueefing]

chest pains after jerking off #ggs

[LJM @LJMNeff]

@isaiah_bb And if you’re put in a situation where that is your two options, chances are you are doing something extremely evil already

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

i miss the way me and #oomf used to talk

[LJM @LJMNeff]

@greaserburger You gotta at least take others with you when you go! 😂 😭

[swich ✧ @swichski]

his opponent saw this and locked in

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

The street provocateur cowers at the sight of its natural predator; the genuinely deranged passersby

[LJM @LJMNeff]

@milapilapie Flagger / traffic control