Lauren

Midwife. LDN

[Lauren @LJSisatwit]

@jamesblake you were SO GOOD tonight. #shhhhhhhhh

[Lauren @LJSisatwit]

@82LeeG @timspector Yes I did 😵‍💫

[Lauren @LJSisatwit]

@climbtechy @timspector 100% sure 🤣

[Lauren @LJSisatwit]

@timspector I am triple vaccinated and have Covid for the third time. Have you heard of this before? Would you like to do a case study?!

[Lauren @LJSisatwit]

@danjgregory @timspector Both types of test have been positive. The symptoms were by far worst the first time, subsequent times have been a bit rough but nothing as bad.

[Lauren @LJSisatwit]

@86josepharmour @timspector The first time was the worst by far! Second and this time seem to be less grim. I did have AWFUL reactions to the vaccines each time though…

[Lauren @LJSisatwit]

@DrZoeWilliams Did you get a test to confirm you have CV? Or are you assuming you’ve got it? I have the same symptoms as you but don’t know whether it’s CV or something else?! 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Lauren @LJSisatwit]

Just seen @Jasonfox1976 in the street 😍😍😍#evenbetterinreallife

[Lauren @LJSisatwit]

@TfL the 'aircon' on London buses is SHOCKINGLY BAD. And there's not even a window to open #greenhouseonwheels

[Lauren @LJSisatwit]

@ashfordhospital had to pay £3 for 41 minutes parking yesterday. Thats more than central London. #outrageous

[Lauren @LJSisatwit]

@OffspringShoes went into the Camden store on Saturday and the service was really amazing. 3 guys who were all really helpful and nice 👍🏻

[Lauren @LJSisatwit]

@YOSushi in soho... my pal just found a piece of sharp metal in a duck gyoza and cut his mouth. #yum

[Lauren @LJSisatwit]

@SimoneKelly_ what a dick.

[Lauren @LJSisatwit]

Watching @rickedwards1 on tv. He is definitely the best person that ever lived. Ever. #ever

[Lauren @LJSisatwit]

@Shanika_WM SO JEALOUS OF YOUR DAY AHEAD!!

[Lauren @LJSisatwit]

#educatingyorkshire is all I need to say

[BeardsAndTats @BeardsAndTats]

RT if you are a Pogonophile! #BeardGang

[Lauren @LJSisatwit]

Geordie Shore without @CharlotteGShore and @VickyGShore = WANK

[Lauren @LJSisatwit]

@NaomiCampbell is the worlds biggest bellend.