Lisa Baker

Freelance Writer

[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP https://t.co/reYDi58CXQ

[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

@NewsUK @thefifthagency @nicoleocran @themixeduppod Hello, I have just applied for the post of digital writer at Virgin radio. I was supposed to upload a sample piece of writing, but I can't see any way of doing that on my profile. Thanks. Lisa.

[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

@miguel7no @RealMichaelReed @piersmorgan So, why are you still here?

[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

"...I am the gee ‘er upper. I tell them it’s not so bad. It could be a hell of a lot worse, all the annoying idioms that make people want to punch you in the face..."

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#staysafe #StayHome #lightrelief #homeworking

[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

@piersmorgan So, they said construction workers can continue to go to work as long as they practice social distancing. Not only does that not work, all the suppliers are closing down and my self employed husband has now been laid off. No pay for us.

[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

@piersmorgan @LBC We need help for the self employed so they stop going out and putting our families and everyone else at risk. Then all non essential shops can close and more people can stay home.

[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

If you have a cough, then please feck off!

[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

@piersmorgan This is such a lovely photo of happiness and beauty. If you hate on this then you are dead inside.

[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

@piersmorgan I'm so confused....I get Twitter notifications on my mobile, they are all from you. Does that mean I read them and therefore want to read them all? TBF I do read them, and when I'm being lazy about reading the news, they do help to keep me up to date with stuff.

[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

@piersmorgan you know what? I don't think people realise you were on the Trumpy apprentice, therefore have no clue how your bromance started...oh the yoof of today!

[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

Yippee! The pack of playing cards I ordered from Amazon has arrived. #Amazon #waste #sustainable #nope

[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I was expecting to wake up to something like this today! #NotMyBrexit #Disappointed

[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

For the Love of Tara Series – Comedy Shorts https://t.co/rUO9rHlrc6

[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

"Yes Ladies, along with having more sex, not talking about it, and sage & thyme supplements you too can say au-revoir to those hideous night sweats, daytime hot flushes and mood swings of the bunny boiler variety."

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[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

Charity Shops Aren’t Dumping Grounds https://t.co/5Xd1friyMy

[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

It doesn't matter how many times you have an 'empty' before bed, you'll still need to get up for a pee at 3:20 am.

[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

"When a 53-year-old woman in Kent is lying awake in the early hours thinking about the Royal Family, it is definitely time for someone to take a step back. Me!"

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[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

@PHarry_Meghan @newsthump @Femail @BuzzFeed @MobilePunch @bbccomedy

[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

"...Meanwhile, in the private quarters of the King, his Queen was reluctant to agree to this unusual pairing. But the king assured her this would be a good move as the peasants were becoming disillusioned [...]
#harryandmegan #fairytale #mexit
https://t.co/xLZZLfg8L8

[Lisa Baker @LJ_Baker_Writer]

@BetteMidler No, no, and no!! That poor child. This is outrageous. I hope he goes to prison for this.