Elizabeth Wallace

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[Elizabeth Wallace @LLyzabeth]

This Ted Talk was filmed 10 years ago and I've been thinking about it a lot lately: "Beware, fellow plutocrats, the pitchforks are coming", by Nick Hanauer.

https://t.co/xTNaAeQQwd

[Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones]

Shout out to the @ABC moderators for fact-checking in real time. This is how you do it.

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

THANK YOU MODERATORS!!

“I just want to be clear. There is no state in this country where it’s legal to kill a baby after it’s born”

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

#RIP dad 💔

[Elizabeth Wallace @LLyzabeth]

(She got treats.)

[Elizabeth Wallace @LLyzabeth]

A lone cricket got into the apartment this evening and it reminded me of this story, because my cat (also named Cricket) is terrible at catching bugs so she was entertained for LITERALLY HOURS trying to catch the thing.

[Christopher Ingraham🦗 @_cingraham]

Of course by this point many had migrated elsewhere. They were in the closet. In the shoes. Making their way downstairs to the playroom. The cats were having what I can only imagine was the greatest day of their lives.

[Elizabeth Wallace @LLyzabeth]

I'm not sure if she got it and is looking for more, or if she still didn't get it, but either way she's requesting treats for being an apex predator.

[Elizabeth Wallace @LLyzabeth]

I posted another 9 pendants to https://t.co/fAjwVG466r that were left over from the Comic-Con Art Show, priced to get them out of my jewelry box so I have room for more pendants. Free shipping of course. 😄

[Elizabeth Wallace @LLyzabeth]

@Jthe4th @MerriamWebster I once told someone it bugs me so much I feel like I can hear the difference when they're spoken aloud. They thought I was kidding 😆

[Elizabeth Wallace @LLyzabeth]

HOLY COW OUR CHURCH TOOK US TO SEE THIS GUY LIVE I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS EPISODE

[Elizabeth Wallace @LLyzabeth]

Your guide to to Sarasota sandbars, a new article by @HannahWallace in @SarasotaMagazin!

https://t.co/956Ga90Mqb

[Elizabeth Wallace @LLyzabeth]

@puflyx Like

[Elizabeth Wallace @LLyzabeth]

@Angry_Staffer The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Just silly good fun, cheers me up every time I read it.

[Elizabeth Wallace @LLyzabeth]

10 days later and I still can't stop watching this ❤♥️❤♥️🥦

[javadoodles ✍️ @javadoodlestv]

"INTERNET DRAMA: She Stole My Broccoli Casserole Recipe"
Original Song by @lubalin_vibe_co

Animated in @TVPaint_Anim
Drawn on @wacom
Animation by @javadoodlestv

[Sixo | Transformers @SixoTF]

We need to stop pretending it’s anything other than this

[Elizabeth Wallace @LLyzabeth]

Happy #TowelDay! I went on a hike; in the 1st photo I was trying to get the skyline, and got the Vogon construction equipment. I kept trying to capture the gorgeous scenery and ended up getting dirt, dead grass, and the side of a hill. Ah well, at least I knew where my towel was.

[James Fell @BodyForWife]

Who knows? Thousands and thousands of fucking scientists know, Martin, you brainless invertebrate. It IS the goddamn moon you scientifically illiterate pine cone.