Denise Markham

[Denise Markham @LMARanch]

@RealJamesWoods I'm sure it happens every day. Weird how it's always one way.

[Denise Markham @LMARanch]

@BetoORourke Maybe worry more about drunk drivers, Beta. 32 people/day, every day, every month, every year.

[Denise Markham @LMARanch]

@hunt4change You assume they want to. Maybe they have self-respect or virtue. Maybe under 30 women are just too annoying to deal with. We're not all out here hoping for slobbered up meat whistles or Friday night ham-slamming.

[Denise Markham @LMARanch]

@WHCOS I sometimes wonder whether dem mouthpieces buy their nonsense. The numbskull followers certainly do.

[Denise Markham @LMARanch]

@BetoORourke They're all full on free corn dogs and beer

[Denise Markham @LMARanch]

@JohnJHarwood And by insane, you mean spot-on

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@TaylorLorenz @helaineolen You must be a barrel of laughs at parties

[Denise Markham @LMARanch]

@davidhogg111 Um, you know you call people names and put people down, right?

[Denise Markham @LMARanch]

@TaylorLorenz @RyanMarino @DGlaucomflecken Wear a mask. They work, right? Right?!

[Denise Markham @LMARanch]

@Citibank @Citibank locks customers out of their accounts and will not return the funds "if they deem necessary" regardless of whether you show up with ID. Do NOT trust @citi with your money.

[Denise Markham @LMARanch]

@Citibank @Citibank locks customers out of their accounts and will not return the funds "if they deem necessary" regardless of whether you show up with ID. Do NOT trust @citi with your money.

[Denise Markham @LMARanch]

@Citibank @nokidhungry @Citibank locks customers out of their accounts and will not return the funds "if they deem necessary" regardless of whether you show up with ID. Do NOT trust @citi with your money.

[Denise Markham @LMARanch]

@davidhogg111 Abolish the Department of Education. Dumb, cash-sucking tax hole and does nothing.

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@Reuters Gotta keep the grift moving

[Denise Markham @LMARanch]

Not to be harsh, but she was an aged woman who lived well and honorably. Sorrowful, yes, but not unlike millions of aged people who lived well and honorably. The bigger question: why do people still prop up the royals? Tradition? Nostalgia? What gives?

[Denise Markham @LMARanch]

@HillaryClinton Don't worry, you'll have plenty of babies left to murder

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So for the five subscribers, enjoy!

[Denise Markham @LMARanch]

@StevenBeschloss I don't know. How many times has Swalwell given up state secrets? How many times has Hillary been overlooked for clandestine servers? How many times has Bill met on the tarmac to influence investigators?

[Denise Markham @LMARanch]

@BetoORourke Nice try, Beta. Get back to finding yourself on your skateboards and road trips, but try not to drive drunk or flee the scene of an accident this time.

[Denise Markham @LMARanch]

@POTUS Actually it's $3.90. Also, just in time for elections, amirite, Grift-a-Tron?