Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally have a rule about acting and marriage: They can never be apart from each other for more than two weeks.
“We spend a lot of time negotiating the logistics of our lives so that we simply stay married,” Offerman says. “We feel very lucky that we feel that way. After the first day or two, I think any couple would say, ‘Great, we could all use a breather.’ But then, in reality, you get to day three, and we just need to be together. So, when we get back together after two weeks, it’s a great relief. It’s coming out of the desert to a nice chug of water.”
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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Senator Richard Blumenthal just exposed Trump Administration judicial nominees for being unwilling to admit that Joe Biden won the 2020 election. Donald Trump's nominees are still pedaling insane 2020 conspiracies. This should be disqualifying.
Tracy Morgan tells Marcello Hernández not to be defined only by his Domingo character on “SNL.”
"I want you to go to the 'Weekend Update' desk, and I don’t want you to wear no mustache or nothing. Use your regular name. That’s what Eddie told me. Because you don’t want to be going through the airport for the next 20 years and people call you Domingo. That’s not what your mother named you. When I go to the airport, they go, 'Hey, Tracy.' Eddie showed me how to be a household name. Do your characters; that’s great. But when you do 'Update,' do you."
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There are credible allegations made against Donald Trump that he mutilated a child’s nipples while raping her.
Allegations so serious, his inner circle had to meet in the Situation Room to discuss them.
I mean, how the fuck isn’t this the biggest scandal in the world right now?
MSG requested a permit for a watch party for 500-999 fans. We approved that permit for 999 fans.
Mr. Dolan has now decided to cancel the watch party.
I know this is breaking hearts across our city.
But if there's one thing Knicks fans don't need permission for, it's showing up for our team wherever we may be — no matter the block or the borough.
Knicks in five.
Tim Allen Says 'Home Improvement' Reboot Is 'Stuck' Because of On-Screen Sons' 'Personality Problems' in Real Life: 'They've Got Their Own Issues' https://t.co/34xY5Cwbx8
On today’s episode of
Idiocracy-The Reality Show.
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Seems like President Trump is losing some of his mojo.
Napping at home in the Oval is one thing, but on date night with Dolan at the Garden??? Get that man a Diet Coke.
Sadly none of the cool kid celebs are coming to his $60M Wrestle Mania birthday bash… at least Lindsey G will be there! He loves wrestling.
I’ve heard he might be entering the cage himself. At 6’3 224 lbs he is almost in the exact same shape as the 6’4 238 lbs Jon Jones in his prime. Amazing genes I guess.
Thank goodness he did wake up long enough to end the war in Iran. Again. Again.
And stay tuned for a preview of next week’s episode where once again the war in Iran will be over. Again.
Tracy Morgan says he would "sit in my dressing room and cry" when his “SNL” sketches were rejected:
"When I wasn’t in the show [because my sketches were rejected] — I got a wife and kids at home. They want to see me on TV. I would sit in my dressing room and play a song and I would cry. Then I would have to go up on the stage and fake it and say goodbye. And smile when your heart is breaking."
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Sally Field On 'Remarkably Bright Creatures', Playing Old Women, Staying On Top, And Why That Infamous Oscar Speech Was Misunderstood - The Actor's Side https://t.co/elkammRBzz
.@XavierBecerra has the experience and grit California needs.
He will stand up to Donald Trump, defend our families, and keep our state moving forward.
It’s time to get to work and help him win this November.